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| phuzzyfish12 |
| quote: | Originally posted by mellow_head
Isn't an emo some sort of prehistoric bird? |
LOL I was gonna say the same thing |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by stren
lol gordon freeman is EMO
[IMG]http://www.fuzzyslogic.com/blerk/emo-gordon.jpg[/MG] |
you just ruined my life |
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| Streakfury |
| quote: | Originally posted by BTG
dood, i was looking at your sig and i'm thinking "how the did he write upsidedown? then i was quickly dissapointed to realize it was a jpg and my plans of writing everything upsidedown were ruined. |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| tjpatel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Teknikol
Now, I don't know a lot about Amercian slang. But lately the word "Emo" is quite popular around the boards. What the hell does it mean? Why is it named "Emo"? (as in: emotions?) It's not used in a positive way at all? What I know, is that it's some kind of subculture.
Stupid question maybe, but I was just wondering |
| quote: | I wonder when people will realize that the "scene" has become homogeneous. It's full of 14 year old girls with uneven bangs, black and white striped shirts, and tattered low-top black Chuck Taylor’s, who swoon over homosexual kissing and pathetic whiny lyrics and overuse the symbols.
Their favorite quote is, invariably, "The truth is you could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath I'll apologize for bleeding on your shirt" because it like, so totally describes their relationship with that one HAWT sophomore who totally ripped their hearts out when they were like, SO in love with him.
Their favorite type of music is, of course, "emo, screamo, and hardcore", three terms which, in their minds, invariably include the bands Taking Back Sunday, Yellowcard, Thrice, and Hawthorne Heights.
Their AIM screennames often include x's, the words "electrikk", "disaster", or some play on their favorite song from their favorite band, you know, the one they saw on MTV like a couple times but shouldn't be on MTV because they're like, way too emo for that.
They take hundreds of black and white pictures with way too much contrast of themselves looking plaintively down at the ground, pointing a gun made of their fingers at their heads, or kissing the camera while displaying their expert application of lip gloss around their labret piercing and the thick dark eyeliner that circles their eyes.
They embrace the "dork" that is inside their polished, fashionable exteriors by writing in their LiveJournals or Xangas about how they and their friends had an N'Sync singalong at one of their sleepovers because, remember, N'Sync is soooo not popular anymore and they like, sooo wouldn't follow any of the fads of today, so they embrace the fads of yesterday.
They adore "retro fashion", meaning anything from the 80s, because they totally used to wear neon colors and big beaded bracelets, even though they were born in, at the earliest, 1989 and remember jack about the fashion and culture of the 80s.
It's full of "emo boys" who often are difficult to differentiate from "emo girls", who have meaningless tattoos even though they're 15, smoke a lot of cigarettes, drink a lot of hard liquor, and are in some ty band that plays a couple of gigs in someone's basement because they're "too cool to go mainstream" when really, they just suck.
They weigh roughly 90 pounds, wear girls' jeans that hug their asses in just the right places, belts buckled somewhere around the side of their right leg, tight striped 80s style polo shirts or band t-shirts, and skater shoes, even though they don't skate because that's soooo lame.
They write awful poetry about the dark abyss of their souls and how the gun is pointed at their heads, the trigger poised to blast away the bloody memories of a failed romance. They cried when blink-182 broke up, and they have a secret obsession with Avril Lavigne because, like, she really IS kinda hot even though her music totally sucks.
They spend more time at the mirror than their female counterparts do, making sure that the long black shock of hair at the front of their heads lies covering one eye just so, that their lip piercing is perfectly placed so that it looks hot when they kiss other boys, that their pants are the right degree of tightness so as not to exude gayness.
Emo boys and girls often use the suffix "Xcore" to describe themselves, using a number of adjectives or nouns to accomplish this task. This is a play off hardcore music, or "hXc". Some of these descriptive words include "fashionXcore", "retroXcore", or even "yournamehereXcore."
This way of speaking is retarded or nonsensical to everyone else except those "in the scene", but it totally doesn't matter because they're too nonconformistXcore for anyone to truly understand their "scene".
They couldn't name a Sunny Day Real Estate or Rites of Spring song if it came up and bit them on their Gap Jeans-clad asses, and they claim to like the Smiths because Jesse Lacey of Brand New said they were cool.
Sure, they listen tosome new "hardcore" bands, but they're all pretty much the same five bands. 1. Taking Back Sunday 2. Senses Fail 3. Thrice 4. Hawthorne Heights 5. Story of the Year To these promising young firecrackers, music takes a backseat to fashion in their scene of choice.
Emo girls just want to kiss emo boys, emo boys just want to kiss other emo boys, and they all want to wear tight pants and take lots of pictures of themselves. End of story. Because honestly? It's electrikk. |
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| Perfect_Cheezit |
Emo is the genre that has no definition. It's simply a by-word for any type of pop music that is different from Britney-type pop music that a person doesn't like, so it can be slapped with the name emo for convenience's sake. It can mean anything from pop-punk to hardcore to electro-light rock - it entirely depends on who is speaking and how much the person hates a certain band and what he perceives them to be.
Case in point -
People will hate Good Charlotte or Jimmy Eat World and call them emo. They're pop punk bands that are really mainstream and popular.
People will hate Death Cab for Cutie or the Postal Service and call them emo. DCfC is very trendy amongst teenagers from all walks and the Postal Service is pretty much universally liked except by the people who have not heard their music (generally). They're indie rock bands, one of which is a traditional band and the other uses drum machines and synths and they both have the same lead singer. They're both alright bands.
People will talk about emocore, a derivative of hardcore and call it true emo. It's hardcore punk with emotional lyrics. It sucks.
Emo can be anything you want it to be. It's up to you! |
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| flavdave |
| quote: | Originally posted by Perfect_Cheezit
the Postal Service is pretty much universally liked except by the people who have not heard their music (generally). |
Um, no. |
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| dj_inferno |
| I can't believe there is a thread with emo in the topic and nou hasn't posted in it. |
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| Geoff |
| urban dictionary is ur friend :tongue2 |
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| flavdave |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nou
Ask Flavdave, he is a closet emo. |
that . When kids my age felt "depressed" they listened to grunge, which is a respectable genre of music. |
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| flavdave |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nou
Being from the home of grunge (well I guess you can call all of Western Washington the home) I have to agree... hell my friends mom used to yell at Kurt Cobain to shut the when they lived in Aberdeen because their band practices would wake up my friend when he was a baby.
See grunge artists (well at least Nirvana) did come from total utter , if you have ever gone to Aberdeen, it is depressing, after the logging went it had nothing. So they had the right to be whiney and sing about their lives, BECAUSE THEY WERE! |
Hey I agree with, Nou. Well look at that.  |
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| Perfect_Cheezit |
| quote: | Originally posted by flavdave
Um, no. |
Um, slap-stick generalization. Just like the whole post and thread is. |
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