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Need to piss off room mate
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| Haunted |
so I'm in college. I got a new room mate, probably the strangest and creeepiest kid ever. He's like napoleon dynamite except he smells, is very social inept, and isn't entertaining at the least. he is ALWAYS in the room and i feel weird bringing a girl back with him in there, because I know he will jack off in the corner.
So basically I need to get this kid out. My friends suggested taking a on his bed, and blasting obnoxious music at odd hours of the night.
What do you guys suggest?
btw here's a pic
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| FuzzyChicken |
| talk to him like a normal person? :conf: :rolleyes: work out a plan, and communicate. |
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| Mr. Pink |
dude, this is easy.
you want to get rid of him in a way that will ease him out.
slowly, and by 'slowly' I mean a week ;)
play your music loud. Play trance.
if he likes it.
play house
if he likes that...
...then play some gabber or something :nervous:
Either way, be more annoying yourself. Get on HIS nerves, but dont be to obvious. Just be your true self :haha:
Regardless, you want to make this kids life a living hell. Start talkin about drugs. Ask him if HE'S ever fuked a Vietnamese Prostitute.....if he says yes, ask him if she was 8yrs old too!! :eek: :stongue:
In the end, if everything fails.........tell him your "inner homo" has come out of its closet.......
.....and you find him attractive:eek:
:nervous:
Good luck!!! |
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| Haunted |
| quote: | Originally posted by FuzzyChicken
talk to him like a normal person? :conf: :rolleyes: work out a plan, and communicate. |
and say what? "Dude, you need to shower, do laundry, make friends, ge tout of the room. stop being so damn creepy and weird and feminine"
no. that won't work. plus it's more fun to with him
right now he's trying to sleep and im' blasting 2pac |
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| Haunted |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
In the end, if everything fails.........tell him your "inner homo" has come out of its closet.......
.....and you find him attractive:eek:
:nervous:
Good luck!!! |
did i mention he's very feminine? he told me he had a girlfriend once i was like dude no way, he got kinda offended
i wouldn't be suprised if he's a closet homo |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by Haunted
did i mention he's very feminine? he told me he had a girlfriend once i was like dude no way, he got kinda offended
i wouldn't be suprised if he's a closet homo |
Check this out.
When i first got to college I was stuck in a weird set-up.
2 rooms, 1 Common room, and 1 Bathroom.
in each room 2 people could live in....making it 4 total to share the common room and a bathroom (big bathroom, tho) ;)
ok so my first year i had a room mate, and in the 2nd room lived only 1 guy.
My roomie was such a fag....cept im serious. He was gay.
I had no issue cuz he didnt hit on me, so it was all good. I didnt mind. Im not homophobic.
Now, my "suitemate".....he lived alone in the 2nd room. He was a homosexual as well. LMAO :haha:
so here i was, fresh off the island....living with two homosexuals.
best part about it was..........the two of them HATED each other. So I'd constantly be present during their little homosexual battles :wtf:
i dont know whats worse.........
.....coming to America and living with two homosexuals.
.......or coming to America and finding out that the guys fight like women :haha: |
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| Haunted |
i have nothing against gays. just this kid so creepy and feminine. he was sitting crosslegged today singing along to the rent soundtrack (with headphones of course since i was blasting the latest Tiesto essential set)
it gets really hot in here. and i have a fan, so if i leave, i can take it with me. hahaha, sweat him out
hahah what about putting an open condom near his bed on the floor. hahaha |
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| kfergs |
| burn his toothbrush, in his shoes, delete buncha on his computer, you girl real hard while hes in the room, leave strange white-powder lines around, put super glue on his headphones when he gets up and well when he puts them back on you know the rest, put shampoo in his "shower caddy" (not sure if he carries one of those around the dorm lol but my gf does), leave random pics of naked boys on your desktop, make a slideshow screensaver of women preforming sexual acts for animals... rape him? |
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| Mr. Pink |
dude
fart on him and think its funny
eat sushi and "avocado".......tell him the green stuff you got with your sushi "wasabi" is really avacado.....then give it to him as it is a beautiful delicary (ive done this).......upon eating a "small" chunk of avocado- he will realize he truly ate a big chunk of WASABI
:)
it never fails, my friend:p |
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| Spacey Orange |
| simple, get your own place. chances are he feels the same way about you. |
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| Mr. Pink |
shut up!!!!!!!!
no games!
you want games
i got yo games
right hurrrrrrrrrr
c'mon orbax, ill philosophize you to death!:stongue: |
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