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grocery store whores
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| lücid |
so i was talking to my friend today (who btw is 25 years old) and he started telling me a story about how he met a 45 year old married woman at the grocery store who wants to him. i guess her husband is disabled (can't get it up and has no sex drive whatsoever) and they have an "agreement" worked out where she can have buddies, he just doesn't want to know about it. they've got 2 kids in college and have been married for 20 years.
hahah i guess they were both buying beer and they started talking at the checkout and then they walked out together, noticed they were parked next to each other so she starts telling him all these dirty things about what she wants to do to him and then she grabbed his package right in the grocery store parking lot.
so after he tells me this i'm just like "dude that is so ed up and gross" and he started trying to convince me that it was "normal" and that lots of people would do it. i told him i'd just feel like such a whore if i was going out grabbing young dudes dicks while my husband is sitting at home.
what would you do? would you let your wife/husband have a buddy if you couldn't please them? would you feel comfortable ing other people if your wife/husband couldn't please you? would you seperate or divorce if your partner was disabled just so you could have meaningful sex with someone?
people are ed up :wtf: |
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| Lepanto |
| damn that bitch is a slut. |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lepanto
damn that bitch is a slut. |
Lepanto is almost an anagram for Antelope |
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| dj_bas |
oh yeah...
i've seen desperate housewives enough times (twice) to know that this happens all the time...so clearly there is nothing wrong with it |
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| jonSun |
If some 45 year old hag graps by package, Im then gonna kick her in the tuna.
On the topic of pleasing your partner... I would say I would not be happy with a wife of mine going elsewhere for sex if I was disabled. If I wasnt able to please my wife sexually i'd prolly just bite a bullet. Now if it were the other way around, i'd be cheating for sure. |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
Lepanto is almost an anagram for Antelope |
dj_bas is an anagram for sad BJ |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
dj_bas is an anagram for sad BJ |
:haha:
For the record, I'd never share... I'd find a way to take care of business myself one way or another... I can't have my wife/gf going unsatisfied!
Edit: And by unsatisfied, I mean by ME! :p |
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| Floorfiller |
| she probably just made up that story about the husband and because she wanted to do your friend. she was probably thinking he'd be down since it would be sex with a married chick and uncomitted guilt-free... |
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| Rodrico |
| That better be one smoking 45 year old. |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
dj_bas is an anagram for sad BJ |
that's sad_bj :( |
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| Orbax |
| get her throwing up drunk off her own booze and leave while shes puking. |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
get her throwing up drunk off her own booze and leave while shes puking. |
:wtf:
... but I did rofl a bit at that./... :D |
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