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good/bad move? (pg. 4)
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| Turbonium |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
Yeah it was.
nah, it won't be totally bad though, at least you go the experience of it. next time the situation comes along you'll be less likely to to all nervous and .
Are you overthing this again? |
Stop posting so fast! I gotta think about what you're saying and come up with a logical response, right after I make a flowchart on what I should say, dammit!
it. Next class, I'm just gonna be like "hey bitch, you're hot, wanna ?". gg no re. |
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| Mebot |
Don't say that. You'll be rejected outright.
Drop your pen or pencil near her and when she bends over to pick it up, look real quick then turn away and then when she hands it back to you glare and. touch her finger like Hannibal does to Clarice in silence of the lambs. |
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| ravinjunkie |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Oh! Oh!
After class next time..chase her down and act frantic. Then tell her as delicately as possible that it looks like she just got her period. The offer to help wash the blood stains out of her jeans before anyone else notices.
You'll get her out of her pants at least! |
lovely. |
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| Mr. Pink |
the next time you have class, sit next to her
and make it obvious you were looking for her.
she'll notice.
then when you sit.....say something funny.
like, "thanks for saving this seat"
but in a funny way.
i dont know , but sometimes stupid, obvious things are funny hehe
anywayz, then shoot the and stick it in the p00per
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| Zewad |
| quote: | Originally posted by Turbonium
Only thing is, why was she sitting next to the aisle? |
b/c her friends in the c0r at countrymusicaddict.com told her to...
btw.. did you get there early enough to see her walk in..if you are there early enough then you can not play dumb and read your stupid notes... actually look at the doors and spot her coming in and since its a big room just look up as she gets near your area...
or just in get up and move next to her... ask "is this seat taken bs" just in do it... you'll probably throw up from nervousness but you wont regret it later.. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Turbonium
Oh btw, I'm just wondering: is it "bad" if she ends up telling me she is "with" someone or something? I don't want to look like a total fool. |
No problem.... if she's with someone then hook up with her under the pretence of being "study buddies" or some .... anything that gets you uninterupted access to her for a few hours a week. Once you do bring up her boyfriend.... inevitably she'll start to complain about him. When she does you make those complaints seem like they are far more important then they actually are. Additionally, you take note of what those complaints are and modify your behaviour to excentuate how you exhibit the exact opposite of all the characteristics she hates about her boyfriend. She'll be dumpin' her bf and sucking your dick in no time.
.... BTW, this is the plan of attack I used to steal my now wife away from her boyfriend after I met her. They had been friends for 5 years and dating for two..... she dumped him three weeks after meeting me. |
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| Zewad |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
.... BTW, this is the plan of attack I used to steal my now wife away from her boyfriend after I met her. They had been friends for 5 years and dating for two..... she dumped him three weeks after meeting me. |
ill bet a nickle your wife dosent read the c0r.. |
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| Slylee |
| make a sign with her name on it and wait outside the class when it's over like a limo driver does at the airport. |
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| Zewad |
uhh.. would you jump to bob on some guys knob if he did that to you... ???
that'd be kinda weird..:nervous: |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zewad
ill bet a nickle your wife dosent read the c0r.. |
If she ever does I'm in some serious ! |
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| dinoXpress |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
If she ever does I'm in some serious ! |
:stongue: :stongue: |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zewad
uhh.. would you jump to bob on some guys knob if he did that to you... ???
that'd be kinda weird..:nervous: |
i wouldn't jump on his knob, but i would certainly be impressed/flattered. that's really creative and ballsy. it was just a suggestion:p it's not like he'd have to propose marriage or anything when she came up to him. he could just laugh and be like, "i couldn't find you in class so i thought this would be effective" and sort of play it off like it wasn't a big deal. |
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