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Wtf Part Two
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| Ygrene |
Have you ever had a series of consecutive ty days? Not necessarily 'Life Sucks' type of stuff but, just little things that irritate the piss out of you.
Since Sunday at roughly 4:23pm I've been the king of ty.
1. Lost my league basketball game Monday night AND sustained 2 minor injuries in the game.
2. Can't beatmatch for for the last 3 days.
3. Left my sunroof open a crack last night and it rained.
4. Got pwned at Halo 2 last night. Like, lost 2 levels and throw the controller pwned.
5. Tripped and fell walking UP the stairs at the gym.
6. Reinjured myself again playing basketball last night.
7. Spilled coffee on a newly pressed shirt this morning and then added some cream cheese from my bagel as well.
8. Smokeape is posting again.
9. And I think you get the point.
WTF is that makes us have days like this and what do you do to get out of the slump?
Thankfully I'm heading out of town early tomorrow for a wedding, so I'm just going to do nothing all weekend long and hopefully leave my tiness out in Kentucky.
I guess i should at least be thankful that a bird didn't on me, muhahahahahahaha! ;) |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
5. Tripped and fell walking UP the stairs at the gym.
I guess i should at least be thankful that a bird didn't on me, muhahahahahahaha! ;) |
Hahaha you bastard!
I also pulled an equally graceful fall up a set of stairs this week. It was in passing time @ school in one of the busiest sections of campus and almost totally bit it. I was not impressed with myself :p |
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| smokeape |
I'm just posting to see if in fact I can instead of being banned for the 10th time. No nekked wimmen on this one.
Lol!!!
[[[smoke]]] |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by smokeape
I'm just posting to see if in fact I can instead of being banned for the 10th time. No nekked wimmen on this one.
Lol!!!
[[[smoke]]] |
aw man...so close to being fired! |
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| Sunsnail |
| Yeah, I often feel like that when I haven't been working on projects and the stuff just piles up on me. Right now though I'm feeling elated because I finally got that damn modem fixed. |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by smokeape
I'm just posting to see if in fact I can instead of being banned for the 10th time. No nekked wimmen on this one.
Lol!!!
[[[smoke]]] |
Yeah because, dude, we'd all be so bummed if you didn't post here anymore. |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
8. Smokeape is posting again.
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:haha: |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
> How to treat a Woman
>
> It is not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
> 1. A friend
> 2. A companion
> 3. A lover
> 4. A brother
> 5. A father
> 6. A master
> 7. A chef
> 8. An electrician
> 9. A carpenter
> 10. A plumber
> 11. A mechanic
> 12. A decorator
> 13. A stylist
> 14. A sexologist
> 15. A gynaecologists
> 16. A psychologist
> 17. A pest exterminator
> 18. A psychiatrist
> 19. A healer
> 20. A good listener
> 21. An organiser
> 22. A good father
> 23. Very clean
> 24. Sympathetic
> 25. Athletic
> 26. Warm
> 27. Attentive
> 28. Gallant
> 29. Intelligent
> 30. Funny
> 31. Creative
> 32. Tender
> 33. Strong
> 34. Understanding
> 35. Tolerant
> 36. Prudent
> 37. Ambitious
> 38. Capable
> 39. Courageous
> 40. Determined
> 41. True
> 42. Dependable
> 43. Passionate
>
> WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
> 44. Give her compliments regularly
> 45. Love shopping
> 46. Be honest
> 47. Be very rich
> 48. Not stress her out
> 49. Not look at other girls
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> IN ADDITION, YOU MUST:
> 50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 51. Give
> her lots of time, especially time for herself 52. Give her lots of
> space, never worrying about where she goes 53. It is very important
> that you never
> forget:
> * Birthdays
> * Anniversaries
> * Arrangements she makes
>
> HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
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> 1. Shag him
> 2. Leave him in peace |
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| dj_bas |
my life is pretty crappy atm...i wish i had these chicken things i saw in the Ali G movie...but i'm notsure if they're real.
oh wait...this hot chick with a hot tatoo just walked by me...i feel a little better :D |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
my life is pretty crappy atm...i wish i had these chicken things i saw in the Ali G movie...but i'm notsure if they're real.
oh wait...this hot chick with a hot tatoo just walked by me...i feel a little better :D |
What was her tatoo..
you should get a tatoo too |
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| smokeape |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
Yeah because, dude, we'd all be so bummed if you didn't post here anymore. |
Yep, just imagine for the time being the hottest imaginable babe in a pic right here: ...[banned]...
Oh well, at least I tried!
Lol!
:p
[[[smoke]]]
Holden & Thompson - Come to Me (Club Mix) |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
I also pulled an equally graceful fall up a set of stairs this week. It was in passing time @ school in one of the busiest sections of campus and almost totally bit it. I was not impressed with myself :p |
Worst feeling ever. Even though the people around you are not laughing, you know that they'll be telling stories about you later on.
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
Yeah, I often feel like that when I haven't been working on projects and the stuff just piles up on me. Right now though I'm feeling elated because I finally got that damn modem fixed. |
Maybe that's what it is, I don't have any projects going on right now. If I give myself something to focus on maybe I'll quit being Urkel. |
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