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Happiness Is? (pg. 9)
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by tribu
I don't know man...a girl who will do the blumpkin is crazily dedicated. Are you ready for that intense of an attraction? |
haha ok, so there is an actual name for it. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aiwendil
Only once, but it was a cold night. Normally my penis wouldn't be able to fit inside the bowl. |
Muhaha. It must be all those extra layers of smegma. |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aiwendil
Happiness is the crapper giving you a blowjob when you accidentally flush your giant penis down the toilet. |
lol!!!!!
brilliant! |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
.......smegma. |
Smegma = caked-on Penis butter? |
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| Aiwendil |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Muhaha. It must be all those extra layers of smegma. |
I call it The Manatee. It even emits this strange mating call...
eRORORORORORORROROORRRRRROOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRR!!!!
*edit*
QUIET, 'TEEE. I'M TRYING TO TYPE HERE. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| OK, so let me get this straight: Happiness is a penis butter spread with a bit of blumpkin & then flushing your extra large genitals down the toilet? |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by tribu
I don't know man...a girl who will do the blumpkin is crazily dedicated. Are you ready for that intense of an attraction? |
happiness if finally finding out what a blumpkin is. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aiwendil
I call it The Manatee. It even emits this strange mating call...
eRORORORORORORROROORRRRRROOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRR!!!! |
Ahh yes, the soothing and melodic sounds of the manatee love song. What womanatee can resist? |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
OK, so let me get this straight: Happiness is a penis butter spread with a bit of blumpkin & then flushing your extra large genitals down the toilet? |
This needs to be on the inside of a greeting card. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
happiness if finally finding out what a blumpkin is. |
Getting a blowjob while you're taking a dump. Hopefully orgasming at the same time the turd leaves your anus. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Getting a blowjob while you're taking a dump. Hopefully orgasming at the same time the turd leaves your anus. |
:haha: :haha: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
im putting that in my sig. |
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| UWM |
Jelly Doughnut.
Wait, no, that's just wrong. |
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