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TA Official Poetry Thread (pg. 5)
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| RickyM |
There was a young lady from Ealing,
She had an incredibly strange feeling,
She lay on her back,
And opened her crack,
And pissed all over the ceiling.
Thank you so much |
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| tribu |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_Blue
I have killed.
I have helped kill.
I have killed part of myself.
I cannot change this.
...I...
I must seek buddah. I must seek christ. |
You must seek therapy Jeanine Garofalo :p |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
This one's for Xeno:
I love you pumpkin
Let me prove it with a blumpkin
I'll go down on you
While you take a poo
I hope you cum
When the turd leaves your bum
Because nothing else rhymes with pumpkin. |
:stongue:
Oh thankyou jennypie
When i i'd love to cum in your eye!
:p :p :p |
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| Aiwendil |
I was walkin' through the streets of New Orleans
Just lookin 'round and surveyin' all the scenes
But little did I know
There were cops on the plateau
They chased me down and kicked me in the spleen |
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| RickyM |
When I was young, and had no sense,
I bought a flute for 50 pence.
The only song that I could play,
Was the pope and the IRA.
Thankyou so much |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
:stongue:
Oh thankyou jennypie
When i i'd love to cum in your eye!
:p :p :p |
Cum in my eye, cum in my eye
Make it burn, and leave a sty
A pus filled lesion
To show your reason
For making me prove you're my guy. |
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| Aiwendil |
I'm telling you my dick is simply huge
It's bigger than the town of Baton-Rouge
Which wasn't destroyed by Katrina
It was really my giant weena
When it fell on the town right after I had splooged
My penis is the largest in the land
It's much too big to fit in just one hand
I whack it with tractor tires
To satiate my desires
Sometimes I employ a 230-piece marching band |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aiwendil
It was really my giant weena
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Have you seen my baseball? |
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| Vivid Boy |
have u seen my basballs
i stuck my bat in her back
but my baseballs went missing
they used to be in my sack
but now they bouncing off her forehead
while she is trying to tongue my cack |
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| Silky Johnson |
Strike three, you're out
I'm pregnant now, I said pull out
You got selfish with your needs
And now there's another mouth to feed
You better pay that child support
Or else I'm taking you to court! |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Strike three, you're out
I'm pregnant now, I said pull out
You got selfish with your needs
And now there's another mouth to feed
You better pay that child support
Or else I'm taking you to court! |
welfare welfare
where is my food stamp
i had to give it the mrs that dirty in tramp
i decided to her with no rubber
and now shes my baby's mother
o whats a brother to do, im stuck with no job and a fat slut
these words i leave to all of u, next time just stick it in her butt |
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| Sunsnail |
I was sudden shot
I looked up
and it was poo dot |
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