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What is your best excuse for missing work? (pg. 2)
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| grooviebeats |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonze234
i work in chicago and ive seen a lot of people that can use the "too fat for my work pants" excuse. |
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| jonze234 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zeiter
at my first job, i was a dish washer (yeah its lame anyways) i cut my finger with you know the chief's big knife |
was this a native american restaurant? :p |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonze234
was this a native american restaurant? :p |
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that reminds me of that old snickers commercial where the guy painting the football field for Kansas City messes up and puts the Chefs instead of the Chiefs... |
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| Floorfiller |
| "i can't come in this morning...your mom called me up for a quickie" |
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| nchs09 |
| ingrown penis > all excuses. |
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| jonze234 |
| i have to pose for the new economy sized bottle of anti-bacterial cleaner. :p |
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| grooviebeats |
| Ive called in and was like hey listen i had way to much to drink last night and no f-in way will i be in the office today. My boss then asked how much did you drink.. I reply a few beers and 14 shots of JOSE.... she replied back.. yeah you stay home.. my boss was cool like that! |
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| Aiwendil |
| Commissioner Gordon told me Scarecrow had escaped from Arkham Asylum again. I hurried to the location and had the situation under control at first, but then he released this ultra-toxic gas stuff that made me hallucinate and fear air. Well let me tell you, I wasn't going to let that stop me. Luckily I had a Bat-tidote in my utility belt. But by the time I used it my enemy had fled the scene. The only lead I had was my underground crime syndicate connection Catwoman. Most of the time she's a real bitch, but when you whisper the right things in her ear, she's canip in your bat claws. So I went to her, and the next morning I was on my way to the Planetarium to find the curator of machinates, who Catwoman said knew all of Scarecrow's hideouts. By this time I....Hello? |
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| Silky Johnson |
Being a girl owns for "I can't make it into work" excuses:
"I have really bad menstrual cramps."
"I have a urinary tract/bladder infection."
"I have a really bad migraine headache (because I'm menstruating)."
Using the menstrual cramp excuse gets you a day off at least once a month! |
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| Pjotr G |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Being a girl owns for "I can't make it into work" excuses:
"I have really bad menstrual cramps."
"I have a urinary tract/bladder infection."
"I have a really bad migraine headache (because I'm menstruating)."
Using the menstrual cramp excuse gets you a day off at least once a month! |
What if you already used that month's menstruation excuse, and your get actual menstruation craps? |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Pjotr G
What if you already used that month's menstruation excuse, and your get actual menstruation craps? |
That's why I have three options. Like I'd call in sick to work that many times anyways.
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| ghille |
| umm, got my head chopped of on al-jazeera by a terrorist:wtf: |
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