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What is your best excuse for missing work? (pg. 3)
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| butterfly |
| quote: | Originally posted by grooviebeats
There was a survey done in chicago that asked what was your fake excuse for missing work. some of the replys are:
"I'm too drunk to drive to work;"
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i had to miss work because of that once. actually it was more because i was too drunk to drive home from a monday night football game and i had to pass out at a friend's house an hour from home. the next day i mostly missed work due to the ensuing hangover. of course i called in sick and didn't mention the extreme drunkeness. but anyone who knew me would know i had been at the game the night before.... |
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| igottaknow |
| most of the jobs i've had, you can call in sick all you want but you still have to meet the your deadlines, so you're free to screw yourself if you want. Now that I'm freelancer I don't get paid for sick days. As a matter fact I was sick as a dog last week and had to work through it. |
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| butterfly |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
most of the jobs i've had, you can call in sick all you want but you still have to meet the your deadlines, so you're free to screw yourself if you want. Now that I'm freelancer I don't get paid for sick days. As a matter fact I was sick as a dog last week and had to work through it. |
yeah that sounds more realistic to me. i hardly ever call in sick. most of the hourly employees here call in sick a lot because they see their sick days as pay. if they don't take all their sick days, they feel like it is money they are giving up. it irritates me that it is set up that way because it almost makes it so you will never know who is going to show up to work. |
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| ghille |
| thats what sucks about the military, the docs are at work, so if your sick you have to go to work>:wtf: |
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| Aiwendil |
| quote: | Originally posted by ghille
thats what sucks about the military, the docs are at work, so if your sick you have to go to work>:wtf: |
Also these things
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| ghille |
| yeah but i gets to shoot people.:eek: |
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| SebG |
I had excuses such as
Im going to a bachelor party
Im still drunk from yesterday
I ate something ty yesterday and i have stomach virus(while i was on the boat in the middle of the lake fishing...no lie)
I have to think abou more |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by ghille
umm, got my head chopped of on al-jazeera by a terrorist:wtf: |
oooh too soon?
i like the food poisoning excuse, its untraceable. cuz technically you could just out all the bad food in a day. but you know, you don't want to be around coworkers when a freight train is running its way through your small intestine |
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| Zeiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonze234
was this a native american restaurant? :p |
no sorry, bad english...i meant the chef... |
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| take5 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zeiter
at my first job, i was a dish washer (yeah its lame anyways) i cut my finger with you know the chief's big knife and the only thing they said was like, get urself a band aid and everything will turn just fine and go back to work..so the next morning, i wake up, my finger was almost dancing and i went to see the doctor and he put me on a week antibiotics with cream and some sort of bandaid...anyways and he asked some government agencies to check how were things going at the restaurant...next thing to know when i come back, a cook cuts his nail and they tell him to go see a doctor immediately :eyes: :eyes: |
you might wanna leave.. just a thought |
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| Zeiter |
| ah yeah, i did leave...that was 4 years ago hehehe..i left the ******s for a better job :) |
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| Creamfields23 |
I heard this one on the radio last week:
Guy calls office: Hey, I aint coming to work today I'm really sick.
Secretary: Oh I see, can you tell me what you have?
Guy: Yes I'm screwing my dog, serious that has to be the most sickest thing ever ain't it????
Rofl :D |
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