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What is a Muzzer?
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| Anomyst |
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Inthemix thread about Muzzers, for those who dont know.
Absolute Pisser!!! :):):):):):):):):):):):):):) |
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| ToF |
My mate and I were playing a game at GK... called Muzza Count :p
We counted a total of 15 or so topless muzzas that night :wtf: |
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| Teflon_Teapot |
| quote: | | Best muzza moment: Walking into the male toilets at the old Chasers, seeing 5 of them in front of the mirro in various states of distress due to a hair being out of place, seeing another guy with the same shirt, or pecs not looking big enough.... Then the ringleader of the crew announces "Time to get pumped up boys!" and all 5 immediately start doing push ups against the wash basins.... |
i had just to put this in here to save people the trouble of finding it in the thread. i cannot stop laughing this is one of the funniest things i have heard in a long time.
the muzzas were out in full force at gods kitchen as well. where ever i went in the main room they were there in all their glory. |
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| Teflon_Teapot |
| quote: | | i heard a few weeks ago at bass station, the track whoever was playing went into a breakdown then all quite, and some greased up muzza in the middle of the floor just starts shouting "TURN THE MUSIC BACK ON!!!!! TURN THE MUSIC BACK ON....." |
something like this happened during stangis' set. when there was a breakdown with no bass. some muzza screams out "Bring back the F*#king Bass Strangis, we wanna dance" |
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| A.J. |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
P.S. This thread needs pics. |
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| DaveBegic |
hahahaha oh man. i love it.
| quote: | Originally posted by Teflon_Teapot
something like this happened during stangis' set. when there was a breakdown with no bass. some muzza screams out "Bring back the F*#king Bass Strangis, we wanna dance" |
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| 00soups00 |
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| Teflon_Teapot |
| endless entertainment |
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| Teflon_Teapot |
Anyway, if this was like one of those points things where you get 3 points if you say "yes" to a point - and have like 20 points at the end, then you're a full sick muzza.
No offence to anyone, of course
1. You work in a medial job, generally something that involves delivering pizzas or getting your hands dirty.
2. You wear jewellry, often earrings and chains of some description, or you might be branching out (in 2005) and getting into jade and beads and stuff.
3. You wear a baseball cap - usually quite high, with the top of your head and hair visible - usually this area is extremely styled and a pat on the back if you tie it in the back with a rubber band for extra fit.
4. Your industrie or Politix polo must have the collar up and points for having the brand on the underside of the collar, visible from behind when up.
5. You drive a car, often of Australian origin (although points for branching out into Japanese and Korean). You have a stereo worth 30%+ of the car, or wheels, body kits and the like (kudos for the neons underneath) and a tinny sounding exhaust tip you bought at Autobahn at their 20% off sale. Double points for having the seat back so far that from the outside you look like youre sitting in the back seat.
6. You are often anti-drugs. If fact you spend much of your time gym training or kick-boxing. You might have something at Scot Project though.
7. The music you listen to often has continous snare rolls, fast beats and lend itself well to being described as "repetitious".
8. You are often uneducated, usually a dropout although points for Year 12 certificate and double for a degree.
9. Your women are bitches and hoes. The more you bang and the bigger the penis. Your friends must rally when you get rejected and "slag" the girl off.
10. You must know someone, somewhere, who is important enough to give you a) a discount b) a meal ticket c) a hand in a fight (cousins dont count).
That's enough. How many of you are muzzas?
another one from the thread i think we need to do a survey. |
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| tathi |
classic
lucky this species of human isn't in Syd :) |
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| AnitA |
| quote: | Originally posted by tathi
classic
lucky this species of human isn't in Syd :) |
LOL are u kidding! They're everywhere in Sydney. I hear the Habibs especially are spreading closer and closer to Syd CBD. You'd almost think you were in the middle east :eyes: |
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| G`Dave |
| Gold, I could start a big fkn rant about muzzas, but it looks like its done for me. |
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