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What is a Muzzer? (pg. 2)
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| Teflon_Teapot |
| this is the greatest thread ever, i am almost crying i am laughing that much. good thing i have an office to myself at work or people would be giving me greasies. |
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| tathi |
| quote: | | LOL are u kidding! They're everywhere in Sydney. I hear the Habibs especially are spreading closer and closer to Syd CBD. You'd almost think you were in the middle east |
the only time i've seen shirtless roid boys was at ARQ for Above and Beyond last year...
i know plenty of Habibs, but they're normally racing their wrexies not at clubs :p |
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| Teflon_Teapot |
here is another one that needed posting
I always thought Muzza is short for muscles.
The muzza fracternity do not discriminate against race or sex, I have sighted Muzzas from all backgrounds although Greek/Italian/Lebanese is the most common. If you're lucky you might even spot the occasional Muzzettes, the female Muzza equivalant which I find even more hilarious.
For all interstate travellers coming to Melbourne I would highly recommend that you put Muzzas on your "To-see" list during your visit (much more entertaining than the puffing billy and funnier than the Melbourne comedy festival).
For the inexperienced Muzzas can be easily spotted by the following characteristics:
Hair: Faux-hawks, sometimes complemented with a small rats-tail.
Clothes: Paint-splat t-shirts that are 2 sizes too small or polo tops with the collar up. If the dancefloor gets a bit too "hektik" they often remove their shirts and tuck them into their pockets. Jeans usually have ridiculous prints on them and stragetically placed rips. Shoes are mainly your typical Diesel type which looks fooly sik but offer very little protection against shocks from power-muzza stomps.
Accessories: Designer sunglasses, gold neck-chains and leather wrist-bands. For the time-conscious Muzzas they mix fashion and functionality by wearing the combined leather wristband and watch combo made by brands like guess.
Scent: Distinct Souvlaki garlic-sauce / parmesan cheese odour that could be detected from the other side of the dancefloor. In a dark club environment Muzzas can be easily located by following the odour.
Drugs: The weapon of choice is usually coke or what they think is coke. 'Roids are also very popular amongst the Muzza community and most have access to the grade-a stuff that will put even the chinese swimmers and AIS athletes to shame.
Language: The Muzza language can be easily recognised by these common phrases (translations included):
"Aw ma gawd I'm so horneey" (I'm so coked off my head)
"Fooly sik bruva" (I see that your biceps/turbo charger/car exhaust is as big as mine)
"This track's fooly hektik" (They're playing that cool track from the Skitzmix vol. xx cd)
"I'm gonna skitz it bro" (I'm about to smash this guy because he is staring at my girlfriend's silicon breasts)
"Tru bro" (Yes)
Dance-moves: Due to their disproportionate body Muzzas have limited flexibility and mobility therefore dancing is restricted to arm movements accompanied with small-stepping and stomping of the feet. Most Muzzas incorporate their gym/kick-boxing/karate training into their dance routine with choreographed swift karate-chops/blocks and rapid "speedball" fist movements. The PLUR types would accentuate their arm movements and captivate their audience by holding a glowstick in each hand while performing their dance routines. When combined with the "speedball" fist move the glowstick visuals can be a very mesmerising sight. It is recommended that you do not stand too close to them, especially if they're coked up to the eyeballs because their dancing can get very frantic and their fast moving fists/glowsticks can cause serious injuries should you get hit. Their sweat from the hektik dancing is also very potent and most would not want their clothes to be tainted by this vile body secretion |
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| Anomyst |
*****Just some of the many responses from ITM*******
They are Chapel St faring, man-bag wearing, fully sik car driving, sub woofer pumping, Zos frequenting mummies boys
...of ethnic background
polo shirt collar popped up, fauxhauk styled hairdo wearers, who think they are god's gift to women
"eyyy bebehhhhhh -why you no wanna hook up wit me eh? We could do some nassssstee togetha, ya 'na what I'm sayin'??"
who most commonly wear industrie or diesel brand name clothing
oh yea and they flex when their walking down chapel street, while trying to look like their not flexing.
RE: Bluesteel
"sik mate!!!..fully!
f*cking tossers...
they also buy clothes from CMs
Muzzas have also been known to take their tops off at dance parties/nightclubs... which some of them really shouldn't...
And they actually think the clothes at Politiks are fashionable.
and think spending $300 on von dutch jeans with stylish rips in them is reasonable
^^^^^ also known to have karate chop style, gym muscle flex moves while supposedly dancing...
my closest encounter was when one muzza was telling another one to
"pump it baby..flex those muscles.. yeah..work it man"
smack bang in the middle of the dancefloor...while at the same time utterly dripping with sweat and smelling very ing bad
im scared for life
why is it that they all look the same?
like 5.5ft tall, what looks to be a receeding hairline, 'big' build, blowfly sunnies, intoxicating odour and the worst style of dancing possible...
*shudder*
*****Just some of the many responses from ITM******* |
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| AnitA |
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why is it that they all look the same?
like 5.5ft tall, what looks to be a receeding hairline, 'big' build, blowfly sunnies, intoxicating odour and the worst style of dancing possible...
*shudder*
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LOL Ben ;).... the midget breed is also known as 'walking headjobs' or 'hobbits' :D hahahahha |
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| 00soups00 |
What Do You Call A Wog In Hospital?
Fully Sickk!!!
hahahaha
this is a funny thread.. and so scarily true
All my wog humour is best seen in the flesh.. howeve i have got a photo from Ferry Corsten where i am mimicking a wog with his shirt off... *will look through archives* |
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| ToF |
| LOL Teflon_Teapot your post was so entertaining to read, and also true :stongue: |
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| Teflon_Teapot |
| all of them are taken from the thread if you get a chance to go through and read them all it is well worth it. you get a whole range, muzza's defending themselves, other people adding more hilarious comments it is all gold. |
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| 00soups00 |
Definitions of the Word - Muzza
A wog, usually southern Italian, half Italian or half-Serbian/half-Croatian. Resides in the northern or western suburbs of melbourne. When driving, a muzza sees no problem driving 100kmph in first gear. When communicating, a muzza owns 4-5 different sim cards to take advantage of the cheap call rates deals offered by Telstra, Optus, Vodafone and cousin Frankie's pirate mobile network. Sees scoring an ENTER over 40 as shameful. Sees hanging out in Macca's carparks as a much more productive use of time. Cannot comprehend that not every female in the world is willing to give him head when he asks for it.
Closely associated with the Large-Haired Maria, the Muzza is a creature most often seen in the outer suburbs of Melbourne, Australia. Despite common preconceptions, the Muzza can be of any racial background, provided they have a loud, cheap car, chest hair and a taste for expensive hair products. They ARE mostly either Italian, Greek, middle European or Mediterranean, but individuals of many different nationalities have been sighted in the greater Melbourne region.your VL Turbo makes you look like a fully sick muzza. Come down Bell st Maccas and do burnouts with us, re.
A muzza is a young male, usually of southern European decent (even though they've never been there), that are born and raised Melbournians. Living in middle-class western and northern suburbs they are depicted by their cars..
Usually canary yellow VL turbos (often built by the Rajabs), VN 5 litre's, VQ Statesmans or the R33 Skyline..
Baseball caps are constantly worn alongside hair product, but to make sure they dont wreck their hair the caps sit on top of their hair (and away from the fringe). Bum-bags are a must to hold all your mobile phones (one for the bros, and one for the hoes), and also some change to spend at maccas.
They walk like they're trying to immitate a scarecrow, or like they're holding a bucket of water in each hand (with a subtle swaying motion) This is often a result of going to the gym once or twice and thinking your lats are so huge you cant put your arms straight down your side.
As soon as there's any drizzle outside muzzas call all their bros and go do some demos in your cars.. ripping it up in the wet is considered "free demos" because it doesnt bald your tires as much.
Muzzas are often highschool dropouts currently doing apprentiships, with every cent they earn going towards their cars (mostly on tires and petrol), and they end up wondering why all their bros who went to uni end up driving mercs and picking up chicks while they stick to their teeny bopper marias (which are the 13-16yr old female equivalent of a muzza) who are the only chicks who go for these guys.
Common hangouts are Bell St maccas, or any other Hungry Jacks 24hour store carpark, but the most common place (which is guarenteed to give you some pure muzzas) has got to be Chapel Street on Friday and Saturday nights. Doing constant and repetitious laps of this popular shopping strip is a must, and ensures many hours of sitting in traffic at 3am on a Saturday morning.Heading from Bell St maccas, headin to do some "Chap Laps" at 2am on a Friday, pumpin some hard tracks. Or at Williamstown beach sitting on the foreshore, in front of their cars, checkin out the chicks.. |
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| kelsta |
Vi do these guys look familiar? :eyes:
They look like twins with their matching hair, sunnies, beaded chokers, belts & CK undies
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| vitamin v |
| quote: | Originally posted by kelsta
Vi do these guys look familiar? :eyes:
They look like twins with their matching sunnies, chokers, belts & CK undies
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TWINS!!! *cough* |
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