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The Bo Jackson Method
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| tribu |
So tonight, I decided I want a chicken parmesan sandwich for dinner. I used shake n bake for the chicken, because that's easy, and prep the tomatoes, olives and bacon. Then, the chicken is done and the George Foreman is warmed up and I go to get the cheese. I open the fridge drawer and...there's no cheese.
My dumbass forgot to get the cheese out for a thaw before work today. Since everything was ready, I decided to try to cut the cheese in half. Usually, I store half of the cheese in the freezer for later use and half in the fridge. So I decide to break a 24oz slab of cheese in half. I warm up a knife by running it under hot water and using arm and gravity, i try to break through the cheese. Instead, I get a small groove, about 1cm around the surface of the cheese.
I'm looking at this cheese, and I had one of those moments where you think, decide, and act all at once. Similar to the man in the thread's title, I decide to punish my stupidity (not thawing the cheese) by breaking the block over my knee. Needless to say, it failed. I decide this was a stupid idea (helped by the throbbing in my knee) and return to the hot knife method.
Getting nohere, I start jamming the point of the knife into the cheese, hoping for a breakthrough, but nothing. Again, Im looking at the cheese, and i think, 'what the hell', and I bash it against my other knee. It did nothing but balance out the bruising on my knees.. One last time, i try stabbing the cheese and sawing it with the serated knife. No doing. For the last time, I pick up the cheese out of frustration smash it against my knee.
It worked! Never let anyone tell you that the Bo Jackson method of splitting a block of cheese does not work. |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| a testament to the human spirit. |
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| wizniz |
| a compelling story about the trials and tribulations a common human must face while simply trying to eake out an existance. Superb. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| Simply a treat. A Must see this summer. |
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| DJ Lucas |
| now, i was all about bo jackson back in the day.....but i'm not sure how he would relate to breaking a hunk of cheese over one's knee... |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Lucas
now, i was all about bo jackson back in the day.....but i'm not sure how he would relate to breaking a hunk of cheese over one's knee... |
bo knows breaking cheese. |
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| tribu |
| You don't remember when he played for the Royals, and he would get pissed and break his bat over his knee after striking out? I saw him do this on 4 or 5 different days at Cleveland's old Municipal Stadium. |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by tribu
You don't remember when he played for the Royals, and he would get pissed and break his bat over his knee after striking out? I saw him do this on 4 or 5 different days at Cleveland's old Municipal Stadium. |
He broke the bat over his head a few times too. I remember when played for the Sox & always struck out. :p |
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| dinoXpress |
Ebert and Roeper give it two thumbs up! |
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| LeopoldStotch |
oooooohhh ..
i thought you were going to tell a story how you climbed a wall or broke your hip while cutting the cheese ...
:conf: ..
hahaha .. tribu "cut the cheese" ..
lame .. :rolleyes: |
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| bigjimslade002 |
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| LuNaSeA |
| but wait.. who freezes cheese???? :conf: :wtf: |
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