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i just made the easiest $100 of my life
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| Slylee |
oh my god i can't stop laughing. this client of ours is in jail and he's friggin hilarious. his charges are assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill...basically he tried to run some people over with his car, but he really didn't (yea ok uh huh sure, lol).
he owns a bike shop and is in that big biker gang (i forget the name) and supposedly he is really tight with a lot of famous band members (slash from guns n roses for example) and he's all tatooed up, yada yada. well he's been calling here every day because he's not getting his kosher meals (he's jewish..haha yea right) and i've been having to call his rabbai about it n stuff. he's the funniest mofo ever. he calls just to bull with me now and he promised me back stage passes to this big rock concert coming up in december cuz he knows all the band members n stuff. it's gonna be mudvayne and korn and a bunch of other good ones. he's 30 years old but he sounds a lot younger and he talks really fast and hyper.
so he's going nuts in his cell and he's not gonna have any visitors this weekend since his wife and family are out of town...so he told me he'll pay me $100 if i just go visit him on saturday so he can have some time out of his cell. lol i feel bad so i said ok. he's really funny and my boss has already gone to see him n stuff and he said he's really cool.
he just called me now and he's like, "dude! thank god ur there! i called earlier today and this other lady answered and she's in MEAN! man, i gotta talk to somebody these in Nig**rs are driving me nuts in here"
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he's got me doing all these favors for him and he's like, "man as soon as i get out i'm totally hookin u guys up" *you guys* meaning me and my co-worker joe cuz he talks to him too and promised to visit him and bring cigarettes.
i can't stop laughing this is hilarious. i totally got suckered into visiting him on saturday. oh well. at least i'm making $100 and it'll only be like an hour. |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| wow im surprised Jarvis street didnt come up once in that whole post |
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| jonSun |
| If the dude has some cash to throw around, why doenst he bail himself out so he can eat his Kosher food at home. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| excellent, your coke habit will be up & running again in no time |
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| stren |
| i wouldn't take money for meeting a cool person. i'd just feel bad if i did |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by stren
i wouldn't take money for meeting a cool person. i'd just feel bad if i did |
I wasnt gonna give you any anywayz!! :tongue2 |
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| Slylee |
i don't have a coke habit any more:p
he's stuck in jail. he can't get his bond hearing because he has some other charges in another county that need to be taken care of first. lol |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i don't have a coke habit any more:p
he's stuck in jail. he can't get his bond hearing because he has some other charges in another county that need to be taken care of first. lol |
lol, the life of a rockstar! :p |
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| Slylee |
lol i know.
he seriously cracks me up. just his mannerisms and the way he talks. he kinda reminds me of me cuz he's always like, "DUDE!" before he starts a sentence (i'm known for saying dude all the time among my friends).
im going to visit him, but i know when he starts talking about getting the money to me i'm gonna tell him to not worry about it...he said he's buying us lunch from the best sub place ever...this place called La Spada's and he's like, "DUDE! tell joe, i'll pay him $100 if he can eat the monster...i in bet he can't eat that , my buddy weighs 300 lbs and he can't even eat that "
this is pretty much the stuff we talk about every day. lol
i have to print out a bunch of info/news from his favorite bands and mail it to him as "legal documents". i'm definitely doing him a lot of favors that i sure as hell don't have to. if he hooks me up with tickets and backstage passes to that concert, i'll be more than happy to do stuff for him...that would rock! he promised joe he's taking him to pure platinum in ft. lauderdale when he gets out (he knows the owner). so of course joe (guy who works with me) is like " yea man, this guy is awesome".
he was like, "dude, we're gonna like party HARD with these guys ok? so i hope ur cool with it cuz i'm gonna be on in acid, and ex...u name it. i'm just warning you"
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| dj_bas |
man i want to go to pure platinum and party like a rockstar...
what's pure platinum? |
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| Slylee |
| it's like one of the best strip clubs in south florida. it's really pricey... |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| He'll prolly try to bone you :wtf: |
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