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Woman gets 9 month in jail for giving BJ!!! BUWHAHAHAHAHA! Yes, totaly serious.
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| emc^2 |
I guess this chick must be insanely ugly or something... But I'd forgive her even if she was... especially considering that SHE SWALLOWS!!!
ROFLMAO @:
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Female rapist sentenced
The 24-year-old woman found guilty on Thursday of forcing sex on a sleeping man has been sentenced to eight months in prison by a Bergen court.
The woman was sentenced according to rape laws, for having obtained sexual access to a sleeping man. This was the appeals trial, after she had been sentenced to nine months for the same offense.
The assault took place at a post-party gathering in a Bergen apartment on Sunday, Jan. 4, 2004. The woman admitted to taking the man's erect penis in her mouth but claimed that he was awake and approved.
The man awoke and became extremely upset and has had psychological difficulties as a result of the incident. The appeals jury again found in favor of the man's version, the woman having suffered a severe loss of credibility by changing her story just before the first trial began.
She had originally denied that any sexual contact took place, but then said it was consensual after a DNA report emerged.
This is the first time in Norway that a woman has been convicted for rape as the sole assailant. There is one prior case of a woman being convicted of being an accessory to rape, along with two male co-defendants.
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http://www.aftenposten.no/english/l...icle1152684.ece |
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| Moral Hazard |
| man, if I wake up and a woman is sucking my dick I sit back and enjoy... as opposed to calling my solicitor. |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Swamper
Can't be true |
Link is provided. Google it...  |
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| Stilez |
maybe the guy's married...and just going through all the hoopla.. just to please his mate.
If not...
ghey! |
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| dj_bas |
Haha...had psychological difficulties as the result of the incident. "No! Get away! Too....many....blowjobs!!"
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Heh...I thought the thread said "Woman gets 9 years for giving BJ in jail". Then I thought that jewish rocker guy got the best of Jamie :p |
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| CraveTheRave |
| quote: | | The man awoke and became extremely upset and has had psychological difficulties as a result of the incident... |
Either she's fat and ugly or he's gay :haha: |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
Haha...had psychological difficulties as the result of the incident. "No! Get away! Too....many....blowjobs!!" |
^^^ reminds me of an old cartoon in Penthouse:
Dude is on a row boat with like 10 hot chicks and they are in the middle of the ocean, shipwrecked. Chicks look delirious and dude looks like a dried prune and he's saying "I never thought I'd say it but 'please, no more blowjobs'"!
What a tool.. so many deprived men around the world would give at least one of their digits for something like this - and here we have the world's #1 FAG. Well, I hope he gets laughed at by everyone that knows him and then becomes a global celebrity - may be this will keep him limp for the rest of his life.
I am having a really hard time imagining the initial report he tried to file with the police.
It probably went like this:
Victim: "um, officer I just had a blowjob by unknown woman"
Officer: "So, you came here to brag?"
Victim: "well... no, you see - I wanted to file a report"
Officer: "oh, you mean like you want to brag to everyone in the city? Hm.. you need to go to newspaper agency for that"
Victim: "uhm.. sir, actually no - I WAS RAPED! BY A WOMAN!"
Officer (raising his eyebrows and looking around for help): "Sir, are you feeling allright?"
Victim: "HELL NO!!!! I WAS JUST RAPED, DON'T YOU GET IT! AN UNKNOWN WOMAN JUST GAVE ME AN UNWANTED BLOWJOB AND I FEEL VIOLATED! I WANT JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Officer: "Ok, Ok. Relax sir. Relax... Sorry, I thought you were just here cause you wanted to hi-five everyone in the city"
Victim: "Why would I want that? Don't you get it? I was raped! buwhuhwhwuhwuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Officer: "yeah. right then. Hm... you're not from France, are you? NO? Oh. hm... Strange. Ok, report it is then!"
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| Moongoose |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
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Heh...I thought the thread said "Woman gets 9 years for giving BJ in jail". Then I thought that jewish rocker guy got the best of Jamie :p |
Funny yet sad at the same time, can you imagine 9 months without her :nervous: The horror:eek: |
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| Groundhog Boy |
| I think that they should have just given her 9 months of giving blowjobs |
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| Floorfiller |
| man even if she was ugly...you're gonna send this bitch to jail for sucking your dick? okaaaaaay |
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| trance4life627 |
| maybe shes gettin punkd |
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