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Telemarketers (pg. 3)
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Otay, didn't need to know.
which hole was it in? |
Two in pink, one in stink? |
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Otay, didn't need to know.
which hole was it in? |
well, i walk into my house. i know they are there. i see a cell phone, shoes, a wallet on the counter. ok, they arent in the living room....what are they doing upstairs where the bedrooms are....
i slowly walk up the stairs, and i hear a real life porno in the works, except, my MOM was in it:nervous: :nervous: :nervous:!!!!!
i sneaked into my room, stuffed my face into my blankets, and laughed my ass off. the door was wide open, and i could have just strolled right in. well, then i made a ruckus, by turning on my light, and turning on my stereo. i heard the door close immediatly. |
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| Moral Hazard |
^^^ that's aweful.
So your mom is a slut, eh? |
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| UWM |
| :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Moral Hazard |
| I think you need to post a pic of your mom in here so we can all refresh our memories |
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I think you need to post a pic of your mom in here so we can all refresh our memories |
Nice. |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk::
well, i walk into my house. i know they are there. i see a cell phone, shoes, a wallet on the counter. ok, they arent in the living room....what are they doing upstairs where the bedrooms are....
i slowly walk up the stairs, and i hear a real life porno in the works, except, my MOM was in it:nervous: :nervous: :nervous:!!!!!
i sneaked into my room, stuffed my face into my blankets, and laughed my ass off. the door was wide open, and i could have just strolled right in. well, then i made a ruckus, by turning on my light, and turning on my stereo. i heard the door close immediatly. |
Heinz, my friend...TOO MUCH INFO!
Keep it coming. |
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| eye_03 |
once i got a call from a telemarketer and i said "if you give me your home phone number ill call you back when you are busy!"
but he was all "do you work for a survey company, sir?"
me: "no it was a joke...."
him: "oh good joke sir"
*hangs up |
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| house_conXion |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
That's the best example of bottom feeding I've ever heard! You're job was to sell false hope to poor people/deadbeats who already had bad credit and couldn't afford it thereby making their situation even worse. That's great! THE POOR! |
I know, I've had some pretty crappy jobs before but that took the cake, I was in between jobs and I think I lasted there about a day or two. |
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| idoru |
I hate them. I still get one or two calls a week even though my phone is on the Do Not Call list.
The other day when I got a call, the lady asked me if I was the head of the household. My parents weren't home so I said yes (and I still would've even if my parents were home). She proceeded to give me bull about random stuff, so I gave her a nice, long barrage of fake burps. It took her about thirty seconds before she finally realized I was ing around, and said, "You're the head of the household? *click*".
I've always wanted to do the Seinfeld line, but always forget until right after I hang up...
"Sure, I'm interested. I'm a bit busy right now so can I get your home phone number so I can call you back and talk to you about it? Oh, so you don't like getting unwanted calls at home? Now you know how I feel. *click*" |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by eye_03
once i got a call from a telemarketer and i said "if you give me your home phone number ill call you back when you are busy!"
but he was all "do you work for a survey company, sir?"
me: "no it was a joke...."
him: "oh good joke sir"
*hangs up |
d00d, we're past that now..... now we're talking about TVD's mom being a whore. |
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| Clovis86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
d00d, we're past that now..... now we're talking about TVD's mom being a whore. |
Some people just cant keep up... |
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