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How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
by Hiroyuki Nishigaki
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I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make love three times in succession without drawing out.
In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration.
If you don't know concentration which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like a hell. |
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| kadomony |
omfg wtf
i just tried sucking my stomach in and tightening my anus and my back cracked |
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| Demoted |
| *thinks about constricting anus |
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| Sadistic |
| quote: | Originally posted by kadomony
omfg wtf
i just tried sucking my stomach in and tightening my anus and my back cracked |
Now you know why Chiropractics is such a common practice.
It's all in the anus contractions... Mystery solved! :D :haha: |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sadistic
Now you know why Chiropractics is such a common practice.
It's all in the anus contractions... Mystery solved! :D :haha: |
Yeah, I'm sure they all do this over in Japanoland :eek: |
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| Sadistic |
It's going to become everyone's morning ritual to a pleasing day...
...Don't forget your 100 anus constrictions! We wouldn't want you to be all gloomy. |
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| kr00t0n |
| quote: | Originally posted by kadomony
omfg wtf
i just tried sucking my stomach in and tightening my anus and my back cracked |
:stongue:
oh I am in a giggley mood tonight :D |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by kr00t0n
:stongue:
oh I am in a giggley mood tonight :D |
I bet you had one hell of an anus session earlier...
*thinks about the queer-er-osity of that statement yet is in the right state of mind that decides not to retract it* |
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| kr00t0n |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
I bet you had one hell of an anus session earlier...
*thinks about the queer-er-osity of that statement yet is in the right state of mind that decides not to retract it* |
:D
You got game.. oh ! :( |
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| Sadistic |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
I bet you had one hell of an anus session earlier...
*thinks about the queer-er-osity of that statement yet is in the right state of mind that decides not to retract it* |
hahahah ...wow...
:haha: That's wrong on so many levels, but yet brilliantly executed.. I give it a 5 out of 5 |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by kr00t0n
:D
You got game.. oh ! :( |
damn you KAAAAAHHHHN! :eek: :( |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sadistic
hahahah ...wow...
:haha: That's wrong on so many levels, but yet brilliantly executed.. I give it a 5 out of 5 |
:wtf: |
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