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So.. I just puked at work...
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| grooviebeats |
I felt the need Ran to the bathroom and puked...I want to know is there a proper way? Should I go to a empty bathroom and do it there. Is there at work puke etiquette? Is there a proper way and a improper way to puke at work?
Thoughts... yeah yeah i know ty thread but i had to ask... |
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| Zenchowdah |
| quote: | Originally posted by grooviebeats
I felt the need Ran to the bathroom and puked...I want to know is there a proper way? Should I go to a empty bathroom and do it there. Is there at work puke etiquette? Is there a proper way and a improper way to puke at work?
Thoughts... yeah yeah i know ty thread but i had to ask... |
last time i puked at work, it was in a bin marked "We Recycle."
the irony |
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| Lepanto |
| i puked yesterday during class cuz i had some tea with honey and the honey was nasty. ran to the bathroom, took up an empty stall. threw up the tea and the honey. washed my face and my mouth out, waited till my eyes stoppped being red and my skin turned from kinda red back to normal and went back to class like nothing happaned. |
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| lücid |
| i've puked at work twice (once at my old job, once at my current job) and i always ran outside to do it, just in case someone came in the bathroom and heard me puking. looking back it's kind of stupid that i was too nervous or scared to just puke in the bathroom like a normal person, but of course i was hungover so i was always paranoid that my co-workers would instantly KNOW that i was hungover and then i'd get for it. |
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
bleh, i have to go to work at 2.30pm.
people understand the urgency. there is no time for etiquette, but releasing your load in proper containing, so as not to sicken others. |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| durring the first 3 months of my pregnancy most of my puking was in public... i did it at walmart,(which was probably accepted there) and in the mall on a saturday so it was full of people staring in horror, and in the middle of the victoria airport where everyone was sitting and waiting, the worst part was staring at the womens bathroom knowing that i wouldn't make it.:( |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
durring the first 3 months of my pregnancy most of my puking was in public... i did it at walmart,(which was probably accepted there) and in the mall on a saturday so it was full of people staring in horror, and in the middle of the victoria airport where everyone was sitting and waiting, the worst part was staring at the womens bathroom knowing that i wouldn't make it.:( |
just because it would be so fun to turn this thread into 'the worst places you've puked'...
i puked in a MetroNorth train in NY... twice... before i reached the bathroom. the conductor covered it with newspaper. :( |
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| Aiwendil |
One time my brother puked in the middle of a church sermon. The general consensus was that he had the Devil inside him, and the pastor went to work excercising that demon from my brother. He was like "I'M A GOD WARRIOR! IN THE NAME OF HESHACK, SHAMRACK, AND DOLBY SURROUND SOUND, I CURSE THIS DEMON OUT OF THIS CHILD! BY THE HOLY NAME I PRAY! AMEN! AMEN! AMEN! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! ALALALALALALAALLALALAALLALALALLAALLA! I'M SPEAKIN'IN TONGUES AMEN! ALALALALLALALALALA! LEAVE THIS CHILD, DEMON! LEAVE! IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY GHOST FROM COAST TO COAST, I COMMAND IT! I'M A GOD WARRIOR!" This went on for several hours. Everyone was too afraid to tell the pastor that my brother had had the flu for the past day or two. And I was wondering how they were going to get that stain out of the carpet, if they were going to pray it out or what. Afterward the pastor came to me and said, "Son, your brother has been cured of a dark dark evil, and in order to keep him from the dark side, you must protect him in the name of the lord. Therefore in the name of beeshack, shamrock, and radioshack, I anoint you an official GOD WARRIOR! AMEN! AMEN AND AMEN!"
And that's the story of how I became a God Warrior. |
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| LuNaSeA |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aiwendil
One time my brother puked in the middle of a church sermon. The general consensus was that he had the Devil inside him, and the pastor went to work excercising that demon from my brother. He was like "I'M A GOD WARRIOR! IN THE NAME OF HESHACK, SHAMRACK, AND DOLBY SURROUND SOUND, I CURSE THIS DEMON OUT OF THIS CHILD! BY THE HOLY NAME I PRAY! AMEN! AMEN! AMEN! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! ALALALALALALAALLALALAALLALALALLAALLA! I'M SPEAKIN'IN TONGUES AMEN! ALALALALLALALALALA! LEAVE THIS CHILD, DEMON! LEAVE! IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY GHOST FROM COAST TO COAST, I COMMAND IT! I'M A GOD WARRIOR!" This went on for several hours. Everyone was too afraid to tell the pastor that my brother had had the flu for the past day or two. And I was wondering how they were going to get that stain out of the carpet, if they were going to pray it out or what. Afterward the pastor came to me and said, "Son, your brother has been cured of a dark dark evil, and in order to keep him from the dark side, you must protect him in the name of the lord. Therefore in the name of beeshack, shamrock, and radioshack, I anoint you an official GOD WARRIOR! AMEN! AMEN AND AMEN!"
And that's the story of how I became a God Warrior. |
OMG! HAHAHAHAAHAAAAAA :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
edit: i dunno, no puking etiquette needed really, just try to make it to a receptacle of any sort, even if it's an umbrella holder if you can!
i have puked like 3-4 times in my entire life. never once from drinking (yet at least.) on the way to the bahamas with my family when i was 5, i was walking around in the plane and i puked in some lady's lap. HAHAHAHA. she'll never forget me. |
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| DigitalPhoenix |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aiwendil
One time my brother puked in the middle of a church sermon. The general consensus was that he had the Devil inside him, and the pastor went to work excercising that demon from my brother. He was like "I'M A GOD WARRIOR! IN THE NAME OF HESHACK, SHAMRACK, AND DOLBY SURROUND SOUND, I CURSE THIS DEMON OUT OF THIS CHILD! BY THE HOLY NAME I PRAY! AMEN! AMEN! AMEN! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! ALALALALALALAALLALALAALLALALALLAALLA! I'M SPEAKIN'IN TONGUES AMEN! ALALALALLALALALALA! LEAVE THIS CHILD, DEMON! LEAVE! IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY GHOST FROM COAST TO COAST, I COMMAND IT! I'M A GOD WARRIOR!" This went on for several hours. Everyone was too afraid to tell the pastor that my brother had had the flu for the past day or two. And I was wondering how they were going to get that stain out of the carpet, if they were going to pray it out or what. Afterward the pastor came to me and said, "Son, your brother has been cured of a dark dark evil, and in order to keep him from the dark side, you must protect him in the name of the lord. Therefore in the name of beeshack, shamrock, and radioshack, I anoint you an official GOD WARRIOR! AMEN! AMEN AND AMEN!"
And that's the story of how I became a God Warrior. |
You my boy, need help beyond human powers. :stongue: |
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| Groundhog Boy |
| Right on the subway platform at Union Square in NYC during rush hour. I could feel myself getting sick the whole ride home and pushed my way through everyone to the door when we got there. If the train had stopped for a second or slowed down, it would have been pretty bad. Business people tend to not like vomit on their suits. |
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| Scoops |
i puked on my boss's brand new BMW on a hot August day during working hours.
never knew it was me thoug |
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