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Edited: "China releases liquid condom. Hilarity ensues." + CATFIGHT INSIDE! TEH HOT!
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| emc^2 |
Whoever said that everything that could have been invented, already has been was sadly mistaken - we know that.
But I'm wondering: considering China's overpopulation problem, do they really want to risk it all on liquid condom?
Oh, and I can tell you right now that this product will probably be a huge failure in American market. Why? Lawsuits. I can see it now:
Plaintifs: Relatives of Mindy Peckerwood, deceased vs. LiqCondom Inc.
"your honor, the box should have contained warning: "Vaginal application only". Poor Mindy, never really had aquired taste for swallowing so she thought this would help. But when she sprayed it in her throat, the foam cut off her air supply and she died. We want 10 gazillion dollars restitution"
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Plaintif: Ricardo Butsexornero vs. LiqCondom Inc.
"your honor, I wanted to have safe anal sex with my partner but there was nothing on the box saying I couldn't! I stuck it in my ass and sprayed - which was very nice, by the way - but shortly later this spray sealed my butt shut! Safe sex my ASS! My partner couldn't pop my cherry and left me for another man and I was constipated for over 3 weeks and had to start crapping from my mouth! Now, my breath stinks like crap, I don't have a boyfriend, and my butt is sealed shut! I want 15 trigillion dollars restitution!"
Well, you get the point:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/1..._liquid_condom/
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| Estella |
| hahaa. Oh my. If this fails thats alot of female chicklings abandoned on some hill. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Estella
hahaa. Oh my. If this fails thats alot of female chicklings abandoned on some hill. |
shut the up. |
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| Estella |
| yes yes LOUDER Pull my haairrr!!! Shut up, ****. Close your legs, the aroma from your sweaty beef curtains are making my eyes water. |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
shut the up. |
Why such hostility? :clown:
gobble gobble:D |
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| Aiwendil |
ing whores.
Why is it that hilarity never ensues when someone says it will? |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Estella
yes yes LOUDER Pull my haairrr!!! Shut up, ****. Close your legs, the aroma from your sweaty beef curtains are making my eyes water. |
the aroma IS...not are. u moron...
u wish i had foul smelling beef curtains between my legs...but i seriously doubt that's what my model-hot boyfriend is into...when's the last time you got the cobwebs dusted off your thing down there that you insist is a vagina? |
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| Jackson |
zomg! Where did this bitch fight spring up from!
the condoms, change the thread title! Hehe |
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| Jackson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Estella
yes yes LOUDER Pull my haairrr!!! |
Is it wrong that that part turned me on??? :eek: |
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| Estella |
likeomg. I just sopped my chair. :eek: Thanks, Sly. It was far overdue.
Cinnamon puff, I highly doubt your boyfriend is "model material" With you being so narcissistic and all, we all know you could never handle being with something more attractive than yourself, thus being granted all the attention.. and well, I give you a 6/10. That makes him a 5. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jackson
Is it wrong that that part turned me on??? :eek: |
if you know what estella's hair looks like, and still got turned on, then yes. |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
if you know what estella's hair looks like, and still got turned on, then yes. |
even though i dont like poeple flamming on zee intarweb. i have to say pics or stfu...
only of hair and not the nasty meat curtin? u guys got wierd insults.:wtf: |
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