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It's no secret: CIA scouting for recruits (pg. 4)
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| donnybrasco |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lepanto
What kind of compensation and benefits? |
You get 77 Virgins in the after-life when you agree to enter in to a grand conspiracy to fly planes in to your own country's buildings...or is that what Al Queda gets? Damn, I'm so confused now...:stongue: |
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| Trancer-X |
| quote: | Originally posted by donnybrasco
You get 77 Virgins in the after-life when you agree to enter in to a grand conspiracy to fly planes in to your own country's buildings...or is that what Al Queda gets? Damn, I'm so confused now...:stongue: |
Well, considering that we trained Al Queda back when they were fighting the Russians, that would probably hold true for some of them. |
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| Lepanto |
| quote: | Originally posted by donnybrasco
You get 77 Virgins in the after-life when you agree to enter in to a grand conspiracy to fly planes in to your own country's buildings...or is that what Al Queda gets? Damn, I'm so confused now...:stongue: |
However...WHY THE WOULD YOU WANT 77 VIRGINS?!!?!?! they don't know what to do! and you know those stupid women suicide bombers? HELLO0O0O why would WOMEN want 77 (rather 72 i think)virgins? You think they wanna go back to some high school pimply geek who lasted 3.1 seconds? Pfft. Idiots. |
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| ogvh5150 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lepanto
What kind of compensation and benefits? |
You need someone to hold your hand huh?
The drugs, money and front companies you have to run.
And for the record:
It's 72 virgins you infidels. |
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| Lepanto |
| quote: | Originally posted by ogvh5150
You need someone to hold your hand huh?
The drugs, money and front companies you have to run.
And for the record:
It's 72 virgins you infidels. |
I did say 72 you self-absorbed scallywag.
what on Earth are you talking about? Yeah, i guess everyone in the CIA runs drugs, launders money and has a front company. Oi, I cannot wait! |
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| ogvh5150 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lepanto
I did say 72 you self-absorbed scallywag.
what on Earth are you talking about? Yeah, i guess everyone in the CIA runs drugs, launders money and has a front company. Oi, I cannot wait! |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lepanto
(rather 72 i think) |
Doesn't sound like someone who is sure of themselves. |
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| donnybrasco |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lepanto
However...WHY THE WOULD YOU WANT 77 VIRGINS?!!?!?! they don't know what to do! |
What about the bigger question? Virgins are like paper-towels; Use 'em once, and they ain't "virgin" no more. So if you only get 72 for eternity........well damn, that's just not going to last! :(
And your'e right Lepanto; I want 72 of the sluttiest, hottest STRIPPERS I could lay my perverted hands on........come to think of it, from what I heard about the hijacker's last days here in the states, they were looking for the same thing, lol. ;) |
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| d-miurge |
| CIA sucks... DGSE ftw! |
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| Lepanto |
| quote: | Originally posted by ogvh5150
Doesn't sound like someone who is sure of themselves. |
Yeah, totally not sure of myself whatsoever :rolleyes: first it's i don't know at all then it's i'm not sure at myself. good job. Use the search button i've made this joke before ;)
| quote: | Originally posted by donnybrasco
What about the bigger question? Virgins are like paper-towels; Use 'em once, and they ain't "virgin" no more. So if you only get 72 for eternity........well damn, that's just not going to last! :(
And your'e right Lepanto; I want 72 of the sluttiest, hottest STRIPPERS I could lay my perverted hands on........come to think of it, from what I heard about the hijacker's last days here in the states, they were looking for the same thing, lol. ;) |
HAHA, seriously what the kind of incentive for murder is this? I'm going to get a girl who doesn't even know what a penis looks like or what to do with it, she'll lay there and cry and moan in a non-kinky way. I'd take some kinky ass sluts, mate and if you dead i don't think you have to worry about STDs and pregnancy so w00t w00t. How's that for being realistic. Damn, these people are more impaired dodos than i've thought. |
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| metalgearsolid |
While they may be scouting for recruits I don't think they would want to hire me still. And until they do, they suck.
Anybody know what the salary is, for a secret agent? |
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| ogvh5150 |
It's a secret.
The CIA is running those ads not for recruiting new hires but for getting new snitches.
If they need you to work for them they know where to find you. After all what good is a spy agency if they don't know anything about you beforehand. |
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