Guess Who Was In My Store Today. (pg. 3)
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DJ Lucas |
yeah, like chuck norris does his own shopping.... |
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LeopoldStotch |
quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
How come you're still alive then? |
chuck probably spared his life, seeing he is a lonely attendant rep in office depot .. that doesn't mean he didn't give him a roundhouse kick .. chuck probably roundhoused his legs, sparing his hands and fingers, so he can post this .. this was all chuck's idea for his appreciation thread ...
thumb's up to your creativity chuck!! we all love you !! we know that you are reading what we are posting ! :nervous: ... how coincidental that he shows up at a random place in front of a TA, and we make a thread about Chuck Norris at the same time .. |
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LeopoldStotch |
quote: | Originally posted by DJ Lucas
yeah, like chuck norris does his own shopping.... |
hey .. i once saw joe montana trying to pick up a suit in macy's ( seriously) .. if he's doing that, then any regular celeb can hang with us joe schmo's ... :rolleyes: ...
i don't think chuck is a leetist to actually hire someone to do his shopping . |
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emc^2 |
srsly? Chuckie was there?
Oh, well. Few months ago I had lunch at Tequila's in CC and shook hands with Carlos Santana, as he was walking out. Also, literally bumped into Paul Sorvino on my way out of the elevator when I worked in Manhattan this summer. He's much taller than I thought. Like 6'5".
Whoelse... hm.. Met Moby in the Village last year. That's about it... no more celeb sightings. Oh, no, one more - I was on "Spirit of Philadelphia" boat cruise around the city and there was a large church group and Keith David (voice of Spawn animated series, Something about Marry, many other movies) was with them. Cool dude - bought us a round of drinks.
edit: Also, bunch of my friends and I ran into Mel Gibson at HRC in CC Philly few years back when he was filming "Signs".. it was all great until he went all psycho and started his rhetoric about Hollocaust, jews' fault for 9/11, and other "charming" facts. He didn't even realize that he was talking to bunch of Jews. We all just looked weird at each other and left shortly thereafter. and that was before the whole "Passion of Christ" fiasco surfaced... |
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Jackson |
quote: | Originally posted by emc^2
edit: Also, bunch of my friends and I ran into Mel Gibson at HRC in CC Philly few years back when he was filming "Signs".. it was all great until he went all psycho and started his rhetoric about Hollocaust, jews' fault for 9/11, and other "charming" facts. He didn't even realize that he was talking to bunch of Jews. We all just looked weird at each other and left shortly thereafter. and that was before the whole "Passion of Christ" fiasco surfaced... |
Was this before or after he Shat on Cartman? |
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Lepanto |
well if i made this thread the person would be just some random non-famous guy. so all the guess and anxiousness would be for nothing ;) |
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Marc Summers |
Why would Chuck Norris be in office depot?
He doesn't work in an office.
Unless he was going to buy a hole puncher to punch holes into some criminals. But he doesn't need a hole puncher for that... he uses his FISTS! |
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nchs09 |
quote: | Originally posted by kadomony
i was way off to the other side of the store.
plus, the cashier was female.
i think she's pregnant now.
with Chuck Norris. | so chuck norris is inside of her :nervous:
i really hope he tipped for that! |
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Marc Summers |
I once saw bon jovi buying diapers at toys r us.
He's a fag. |
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nchs09 |
quote: | Originally posted by Marc Summers
I once saw bon jovi buying diapers at toys r us.
He's a fag. | did he play with himself while buying them? |
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UWM |
quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
did he play with himself while buying them? |
:wtf: :wtf:
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nchs09 |
quote: | Originally posted by UWM
:wtf: :wtf:
:wtf: | pft... like uv never played with yourself...
while thinking of diapers.:clown: |
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