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Two twin brother, virgin midgets
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| snooky |
Two twin brother, virgin midgets decide to get two hookers for their 21st birthday. So the two grab two hookers, rent a hotel room, turn off the lights and proceed to partake in the festivities.
The first midget gets so nervous that he can't get it up. After two hours of coaxing and stroking and praying, he throws the sheets over himself and gives up. To makes things worse for the poor little fella, was that he had to listen to his brother say, ''One, two, three. Ugh! One, two, three. Ugh!'' all night long.
In the morning, the second midget greets his brother and asks him how his night went?
The first brother replies, ''Man, it was terrible. I couldn't even get my up.'' The second brother replies, ''You couldn't get it up? I couldn't even get on the bed."
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Ygrene |
| I'm a midget and I find this joke to be racist. :mad: |
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| snooky |
you've don it again, every ones looking at me like im a psyco! stop crackin me up!
jokes aside though, if u are a midget. im truely sorry:( |
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| DigitalPhoenix |
Dont be sorry. God didnt give half a brain to many idiots outhere,
and they're not sorry for being idiots. :) |
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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
I'm a midget and I find this joke to be racist. :mad: |
midgets are not a race Einstein :rolleyes:
:haha: |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by snooky
jokes aside though, if u are a midget. im truely sorry:( |
hahahaha
funny joke too |
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| amphetamine |
| HAHAHA.:whip: |
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| Slylee |
| u don't say "two twin brothers" you say, "twin brothers" two twins means 2 sets of twins...so that would be four people. |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by snooky
you've don it again, every ones looking at me like im a psyco! stop crackin me up!
jokes aside though, if u are a midget. im truely sorry:( |
I'm only a midget in that my mental capacity is much smaller than it should be. ;)
| quote: | Originally posted by stren
midgets are not a race Einstein :rolleyes:
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I bet you won't say that to a midgets face! |
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| El Spamo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
I bet you won't say that to a midgets face! |
what's the midget gonna do? punch his knees??? :wtf: |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by El Spamo
what's the midget gonna do? punch his knees??? :wtf: |
If you'd ever been midget-punched, you would not say that like it's something one can simply shrug off. |
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