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So how were you as a TA n00b? (pg. 5)
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| beef jerky is the greatith |
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| freeloop |
| noob is a noob language. suckers |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
No way man, aged meat is alot better. Haven't you ever had aged steak? Usually you can get it from nice steak restaurants...not that Black Angus your po' ass goes to. |
burgerking ? that is as expensive as i go :p |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
burgerking ? that is as expensive as i go :p |
:haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Cinos
Remind me not to get near your ass.
Not that I would anyway, but double precautions never hurt. :wtf: |
It was a metaphor with lots & lots & lots of symbolical meaning. The slimey stuff around my arse could symbolize..... errrr .... ...I think im the ghey
:nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: |
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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
I was never a n00b, I just came into being. |
for me you'll always be a n00b, as you registered after me |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by stren
for me you'll always be a n00b, as you registered after me |
n00b! |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| i'm still a n00b, all i don't post in my local forum because not much goes on there and i don't add anything to the music or political forums, therefore, i post in the COR and i will never have custom status.. |
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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
n00b! |
i'm not talking to you. Its between me, and the n00b.
ps. where is your mandatory santa hat? |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by stren
i'm not talking to you. Its between me, and the n00b.
ps. where is your mandatory santa hat? |
I stand down then, Captain.
I just put on a new santa-pimp-hat! Yay or nay? |
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| Aiwendil |
As a n00b I was an innocent young fellow, and I had the whole world in at my fingertips, if you could call them that. Impressionable and cute, about the size of a volleyball and twice as furry, I came and I watched for a while. TA was a big place, and I a tiny little thing. I had to gauge the atmosphere and people before I dove into it all. Here I am as I appeared in my first few months registered here:
Eventually I decided to start posting a lot, and as time progressed my innocence was hammered away by the constant harshness of the veteren members. Denizens here show no mercy, you see, and you have to evolve to survive for very long. So I learned more, and I became more angry and more argumentative. I was forever transformed. I turned into a nonstop murder-death-kill rapemonster. Because on TA, it's kill or be killed. Insult or be insulted. Get assed or ass. And man, did I become good at taking one up the a...wait. Oh, so like this is what I looked like four or five months after I signed up:
My second phase lasted for a very long time. It was an easy mode to stay lost in. Until one day...being such a bad guy got me into trouble. I learned my second lesson, that when you hit phase two, only enough is required so that everyone knows you mean business. Too much, and you'll be ousted. Booted. The corruption of phase two is too much for any man to handle. Luckily I reached my second evolution. And here I stand before you, in all my glory. Wise, fair, benevolent, and always quick to laugh. You listen to Tiesto, friend? Why, let me buy you a drink. DJ Sammy is your favorite producer? You're my kind of guy. But don't touch the hair, or you have a world of hurt coming your way brother. Completely in control of my emotions at all times, I roam the boards bringing laughter and good times to all I encounter. The ladies of TA are either after my dick or after my anus, and they're all floored by my mysterious tough-guy exterior. I'm the smoothest mofo you'll ever know. I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be. I still wear the outfit I kept from phase one!:
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