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Real Men of Genius (Moral Hazard Appreciation Thread)
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| Slylee |
Today we salute you Mr. Double-Lifer Crackhead Insurance Adjuster Guy
(Mr. Double-Lifer Crackhead Insurance Adjuster guy!!)
Monday through Friday, you're a regular guy, doing regular things with the rest of your regular colleagues.
(how about them Bears!)
But on Friday afternoon at 5 o'clock, you bolt out of that office and start making phone calls to your dealers and other crackhead friends to prepare for the weekend.
(Don't forget to call the wife!)
You dive in the depths of K-holes and coke binges on Friday night, only to come staggering home as the sun rises
(I could use some sunglasses!)
Sleep is for the weak. You get your 3 hour power nap in until it's time to go to church with your unsuspecting wife and family.
(Don't forget confession!)
You relentlessly pursue 2 completely different lives without even breaking a sweat.
(who needs deoderant?)
"Work hard, play harder" are the words you live by.
So here's to you showing up at work every Monday feeling like a truck ran you over, yet still having that coffee and morning cigarette with a big smile on your face.
(Mr. Double-Lifer Crackhead Insurance Adjuster Guy)
brought to you by a retired member of the TA Crackhead Alliance |
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| mellow_head |
| Why always making complicated threads GENIUS? |
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| Slylee |
well you obviously won't find humor in it if you haven't heard any of the radio Budweiser commercials "Real Men of Genius", so don't worry about it if you haven't.
but simply appreciating Moral Hazard in this thread is fine too! :toothless |
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| bangoSkank |
*clap clap clap*
masterfully done |
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| lacksesepsotygh |
| his family doesn't know? :eek: |
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| dinoXpress |
| Nice.. moral is a good guy.... some classic stories up there.. |
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| jonSun |
| Cheers to Moral Hazard :) |
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| Scoops |
| hahah i know some JP fans who fit this |
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| Purple |
Purple sends his Appreciation to Moral Hazard.
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| DJ RJT |
Craig made me get cracky this weekend...
I love him for it.
God bless you, our fearless, cracked out leader... :happy2:
Hope Marco V was terrific!
And sorry I spaced calling you back later in the night when I could actually hear... :( |
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| lücid |
it's because of Moral that i went from feeling ultra ty & exhausted, to feeling more awake and a little bit tingly, lol. after you called Rob we decided that we had no other choice than to split the 1 pill we had... although it wasn't much it definitely lifted my mood for the night.
you are a wonderful and inspirational man!
:D |
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