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| djkoolaide |
In case they get a hole in one!
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| eROs.au |
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| eye_03 |
d00d, my father told me that one when i was in grade 3.
heres another one:
so a guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the doctor, "i need some condoms for my 13 year old daughter!" the pharmacist says "wow your daughter is sexually active at 13?"
the man replies, "well, shes not active, she just lies there like her mother"
zing a ding ding |
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| Sunsnail |
| ahahahaha i like these |
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| SpecRadio |
LOLLERCAUST!!!
wtf does that mean? |
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| SpecRadio |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
holocaust |
That's gay. I wasted a post. :( |
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| Jocker |
why did the blonde drown at the bay?
cause there was a "no swimming" sign
how do you make blonde's eyes light up?
you put a flashlight to her ear
why did the blonde eat the yogurt in the store?
cause it said "open here"
why did a blonde jump from the rooftop of a skysraper and did not die?
she got lost on her way
what do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
gifted
what do you call a blonde with 3 brain cells?
gifted and pregnant
what is the blonde in the university called?
a visitor
why doesn't a blond go to church?
cause when she gets on her knees, she opens her mouth
why do blondes get put in triangular caskets when they die?
cause when they lay on their back, they spread their legs
how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
43. 42 were electrocuted, and 43d was a painted brunette
what is the blonde who changed her color to brunette called?
artificial intelligence
who makes up all those blonde jokes?
brunettes. during lonely winter nights.;):p |
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