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Ode to DJ RJT (pg. 17)
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Kooshtie
I just said I've been to Wisconsin ...what dont u understand, I've also been to Ohio and all the other inbred states, in the midwest. Those places have as much a edm scene as alaska. |
oK, i'LL GIve you that. but where else can you shag your sister and get away with it?:rolleyes:
edit: You haven't been to Indiana. The state that probably blocks not just the radio signal but electricity as well. Tho, Indianapolis Colts rule!!!! 13-0 Baaaaaaaaaaayybeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! I'm a Colts fan ATM |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
You know what? I've been to Acapulco, and I ran into some people who spoke English. I've been to Georgia and met people who were Asian. Hell, I've even been to Canada and met people from Africa.
Does that mean everyone in Acapulco speaks English, everyone in Georgia is Asian, and everyone in Canada is African?
You're an idiot. |
can't we all just get a bong? |
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| stren |
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| Omega_Blue |
how do you kill a pollak?
put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
how do you keep a pollack from drinking too much?
shut the toilet seat on him.
stereotypes are fun, huh?
i commend polish hip-hop artists too. good stuff they got going on over there. |
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| Basstard |
what is it about emc^2 that makes him so unlikeable?
this is an honest question as i dont see many of his posts. any1 care to summarize? |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by stren
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Stren, I luv ya man. ///hugs///:crazy: |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Basstard
what is it about emc^2 that makes him so unlikeable?
this is an honest question as i dont see many of his posts. any1 care to summarize? |
I'm DJ RJT's illegitemite son. he hates me. he doesn't want to acknoledge me and gime my birthright - his gemini turntable |
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| Basstard |
| quote: | Originally posted by emc^2
I'm DJ RJT's illegitemite son. he hates me. he doesn't want to acknoledge me and gime my birthright - his gemini turntable |
i smell movie of the week.. |
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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_Blue
how do you kill a pollak?
put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
how do you keep a pollack from drinking too much?
shut the toilet seat on him.
stereotypes are fun, huh?
i commend polish hip-hop artists too. good stuff they got going on over there. |
stereotype jokes are funny
but polish hip hop =  |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Basstard
i smell movie of the week.. |
more like movie of the meek |
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| emc^2 |
Polish, Italian and Russian guy work construction site. Each one brings lunch to work every day and they go on rooftop to eat it.
russian guy opens his lunch box and yells: "borsh!!! what the ! I hate borsh! If I get borsh for lunch tomorrow I throw myself off da roof!"
Italian guy opens his lunchbox: "Mamma mia! MEateball sandwich! I hate da meateball sandawich! If I da get meateball sandwich tomorraw - I jump from da roof!"
Polish guy - "What is this? Kelbasi? I can't stand kelbasi! If I get one more kelbasi I jump from this roof too!"
Next day, they go to roof for lunch and each opens lunchbox. Russian guy: "Blyat! It's borsh again! I kill myself!" and jumps to his death from the roof.
Italian guy: "Va fai in culo! A in meateball sandawich! I hate my life" and off he goes from the roof.
Polish guy: "Kelbasi again? No, I can't live like that!" and he follows the other two from the roof.
Funeral procession: Russian's wife: "If only Ivan told me he hates borsh I'd give him steak for lunch!" Italian's wife: "If Mario tell me he hates meateball - I give him lasagna!" Polish wife: "I don't understand! Stosh always pack his own lunch!!!!" |
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| Omega_Blue |
| quote: | Originally posted by stren
stereotype jokes are funny
but polish hip hop = |
heh, you know i don't have any problem with polish people.. i got a real close friend who's entire family is polish, his cousin's best friend just moved here from poland.. a bunch of us are going there this summer if all works out :D
the only thing... i was at his family thanksgiving last year... and his grandma made these giant white meatballs that looked like buffalo testicles... i forgot what he called them |
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