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| AlphaStarred |
| a bit early, but anyway....as above. :) |
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| kadomony |
| quote: | Originally posted by AlphaStarred
a bit early, but anyway....as above. :) |
same 2 u m8 |
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| Ygrene |
This is a song, that uh,
There's a lot of Christmas songs out there,
But not too many about Hanukkah,
So I wrote a song for
All those nice little Jewish kids
Who don't get to hear any Hanukkah songs
Here we go
Put on your yalmulka,
Here comes Hanukkah
It's so much fun-akkah to celebrate Hanukkah,
Hanukkah is the Festival of Lights,
Instead of one day of presents,
We have eight crazy nights
When you feel like
The only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree,
Here's a list of people who are Jewish,
Just like you and me:
David Lee Roth lights the menorrah,
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas
And the late Dinah Shore-ah
Guess who eats together
At the Karnickey Deli,
Bowzer from Sha-na-na
And Arthur Fonzerrelli
Paul Newman's half Jewish;
Goldie Hawns half too,
Put them together
What a fine lookin Jew! (Esus)
You don't need Deck the Halls or Jingle Bell Rock
'Cause you can spin the dreidl
With Captain Kirk and Mr Spock
Both Jewish! (Esus)
Put on your yalmulka,
It's time for Hanukkah,
The owner of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs
Celebrates Hanukkah
OJ Simpson--not a Jew!
But guess who is Hall of Famer--Rod Carew
(He converted!)
We got Ann Landers
And her sister dear Abby
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish
Not too shabby!
Some people think
That Ebeneezer Scrooge is,
Well, he's not,
But guess who is: All three stooges (Esus)
So many Jews are in show biz-
Tom Cruise isn't (tacit)
But I heard his agent is (Esus)
Tell your friend Veronica,
It's time you celebrate Hanukkah
I hope I get a harmonica,
On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah
So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah
And smoke your marajuanic-ah,
If you really, really wanna-kah,
Have a happy, happy, happy,
Happy Hanukkah |
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| InterMilan31 |
| You know i had a candle lit for 8 days and no one made it a extended holiday |
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| Lepanto |
| Hey cuz, happy upcoming Chanukkah. Maybe we'll have dinner together or something. We definatly need to smoke some marijuanika for Chanukkah. |
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| AlphaStarred |
Let's see if the Jewish population here will extend beyond a handful.. wish everyone a joyous, wholesome holiday. :)
lol @ marijuanika.. same to you dear cousin, see what this nugget do to me? :*( |
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| Jake Benson |
| *raises hand* Total Jew here. Happy Hanukkah! =) |
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| UWM |
Happy Chrismukkah!
ok fire me for being an OC nerd. |
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| raph93 |
Happy Hannuka!
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| TranceGiant |
| Hag Chanukkah Sameah :eyespop: |
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| Aiwendil |
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| Inertia |
happy hanukkah to all yuo mofos!
got 1000 pesos for my first night. thats probably all im gonna get. jews in this country never really took to the 8 night gift tradition :/
i want some latkes. hrm. wonder who can make me some... |
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