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The Official "What you don't want for Christmas" Thread (Even if you dont celebrate)
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| Lopitrance |
Everyone always gets something they don't want...
The above I could certainly do without...
Any others? |
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| all-nite-freak |
My ex used to find it funny to give me "sexy" underwear...Um thongs are not for men.
Her: those are so hot put them on
Me:ummm thanks....later
Her:no i wanna see them now...
ME:um Okay (hides sad look on face)
*puts on underwear*
Her:thats so hawt come here...grrrrr
Me:I think i need to go to the hospital first...not only do i think im sterile now but I think im no longer the other kind of virgin:nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: |
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| Marcus007 |
lol
dude I could so imagine that uncomfortable scene... lol |
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| DJ Charlie |
parfum, lotions, creams, etc
ugly belts.
all types of clothes |
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| all-nite-freak |
| its all good...i have good taste in lingerie, but after that it was nothing but crotchless edible undies...wearing something made out of fruit roll up type stuff cant be comfortable...hehehe:D |
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| Caela |
chia pet
edible underwear
school supplies
socks |
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| Bertuzz |
liquid paper
post-it notes
lead pencils
I seriously used to get those as stocking stuffers back in the day! We still laugh about it to this day :haha: |
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| nchs09 |
| tota hug :nervous: |
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| Lopitrance |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
tota hug :nervous: |
hahahaha
I also don't want another razor, my god, biggest surplus of them now.
Come to think of it, you're all getting christmas presents, so all you ladies go natural for a few weeks and all you guys grow some big lumberjack beards cause I got a load of razors to re-gift. :D:D |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lopitrance
hahahaha
I also don't want another razor, my god, biggest surplus of them now.
Come to think of it, you're all getting christmas presents, so all you ladies go natural for a few weeks and all you guys grow some big lumberjack beards cause I got a load of razors to re-gift. :D:D |
i thought u ment the phone. wtf lol iv never gotten rezors :p |
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| Lopitrance |
| MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111 |
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