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So i was horny at the bar... (pg. 2)
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| Abhay |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
dude she wants you
next time you see her keep saying stuff to offend her |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Abhay |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
So i am talking to her.. and asking her where does it hurt. And she shows me. And i ask her if i can kiss it better? and shes like no. So we got into a bit of an argument and then she said she could buy her onw drink. So i was like OK fine. and she was like "oh your not going to buy me a drink?" and i was like "oh your not going to make out with me?" and she was like NO and i was like no. So she left and i didnt see her till later in the night. i ran into her outside the bar. I appologized to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said no.. i told her fine, your loss. And that was that.
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Just like James Bond. |
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| Plastick |
| LOL! Nice ending to the story man. |
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| James Bond |
| quote: | Originally posted by Abhay
Just like James Bond. |
But Americans impress me more and more everytime they say they`re going to hit it. I had never used my elbow before. |
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| sakabatou |
I LOL'd when I read that, nice one.
I went to a bar last night,and this lass bumped into me and knocked my drink,she said sorry and we started talking,and she said I looked like someone(someone off I'm a celebrity get me outta here...I dunno,dennis someone or something) and I said "oh thanks, he hot?" and she as like "no" and I was like, "oh so you calling me ugly? thanks" and she was like "no no no,I didn't mean it like that" being all apologetic and that crap,then I noticed that even through my beergoggles she was a minger,so I turned my back on her and eyed up some chick cross the bar.
Not much of a story,but that was my night out. |
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| Abhay |
| quote: | Originally posted by James Bond
But Americans impress me more and more everytime they say they`re going to hit it. I had never used my elbow before. |
wtf?????!!!:conf: :conf: :conf:
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| eRRaTiK |
| quote: | Originally posted by sakabatou
even through my beergoggles she was a minger,so I turned my back on her and eyed up some chick cross the bar. |
dude that was an opportunity and a half! |
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| igottaknow |
i believe the moral of the story is:
1. elbowing girl in the face isn't a good way to pick her up.
2. dont try to hit on girls out of your league.
3. girls don't like guys dry humping their leg at the bar.
4. pwned |
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| sakabatou |
| quote: | Originally posted by eRRaTiK
dude that was an opportunity and a half! |
When she was talking to the back of my head I heard she said she was married, no, wait, my mate was still facing her way and heard her say she was married. |
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| Ygrene |
I elbowed a girl in the face once and I didn't even realize it. I was at a club/bar and I was dancing like it was my job, having a great time. I look over at this girl and she is just giving me the glare of death, which I interpreted as her watching me thinking "Man, this guy's dancing like it's his job.". I was, as you could say 'feeling it', and had no idea what was going on so I gave her a huge smile. At that point, she pointed to her face and grabbed my elbow, real pissy. Since I was rolling, when this information came to light I laughed right in her face, not because I was being mean but, just because ANYTHING would have made me laugh at that moment. SHE GETS SUPER PISSED. And then her friend steps forward and says "Hey didn't we go to highschool together?" And sure enough we did. So we start gabbing like two of the oldest friends ever and elbow-faced girl has to just sit there and take it, fuming.
Elbowned. |
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| Marc Summers |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
dude she wants you
next time you see her keep saying stuff to offend her |
yeah she's one of those wierd ones that like to be talked dirty to, and she wants you to on her chest. |
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| sakabatou |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marc Summers
yeah she's one of those wierd ones that like to be talked dirty to, and she wants you to on her chest. |
Can't go wrong their,she's also in a great position to whipe your ass too. |
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