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So i was horny at the bar... (pg. 4)
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
It was more of a legend, really, taken from a scrap of ancient text I found on a journey to the American Neo-Ninja mecca, Miami. Enclosed within the ancient texts of the Amerian Neo-Ninja are many legends and secret movements known only to the grand masters, and taught to none but the horniest and most perverted of men. If you thought the Dim Mak was difficult to learn, you should try secretly impregnating a girl and aborting the unborn fetus using nothing but a soldering iron, a sewing kit, and the utmost stealth. |
hentai? |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
well theres no such thing as a girl thats out of your league.. unless its a huge minga and she isnt in your weight class |
i'm not going to get into a heated debate. when you land a bird out of your league, post pics and i'll concede, but until then stfu. the only things that allow guys to land chicks out of your league are, money and power. since i doubt you have either then i call bollocks. seriously that was one of the worst series of courtship moves i've read in a while. 'i'll buy you a drink if you let me kiss you' your lucky she didnt knee you in the groin. you came off as a real ahole. |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
i'm not going to get into a heated debate. when you land a bird out of your league, post pics and i'll concede, but until then stfu. the only things that allow guys to land chicks out of your league are, money and power. since i doubt you have either then i call bollocks. seriously that was one of the worst series of courtship moves i've read in a while. 'i'll buy you a drink if you let me kiss you' your lucky she didnt knee you in the groin. you came off as a real ahole. |
see your looking at it from teh wrong point of view my friend. If you think shes out of your league.. then she is. If you dont she isnt.
She is unfortuante to not have had the opportunity to make out with me.
Thats the way i look at it. |
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| Radagast |
| quote: | Originally posted by Protege
I nearly myself |
I think they have over-the-counter medications to treat that sort of thing. |
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| Clovis86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
i'm not going to get into a heated debate. when you land a bird out of your league, post pics and i'll concede, but until then stfu. the only things that allow guys to land chicks out of your league are, money and power. since i doubt you have either then i call bollocks. seriously that was one of the worst series of courtship moves i've read in a while. 'i'll buy you a drink if you let me kiss you' your lucky she didnt knee you in the groin. you came off as a real ahole. |
Do you ever get out in the actual world? And this means, besides your house and your horse' stable.
Cause I've seen complete morons with in hot ass, even intelligent girlfriends. I'm talking idiots who, on top of being retarded, are also not the best looking at all.
I'm convinced that any guy can get any girl depending on how he plays his cards. I'm also convinced that some girls are really stupid and think they're getting a good deal with said morons. |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by Clovis86
Do you ever get out in the actual world? And this means, besides your house and your horse' stable.
Cause I've seen complete morons with in hot ass, even intelligent girlfriends. I'm talking idiots who, on top of being retarded, are also not the best looking at all.
I'm convinced that any guy can get any girl depending on how he plays his cards. I'm also convinced that some girls are really stupid and think they're getting a good deal with said morons. |
that wasa bit harsh clovis.. but i do agree with your point
i mean.. clearly you are banging slylee on the side along with UWM |
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| allcentury18 |
| you have the worst game i've ever heard before in my life |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by allcentury18
you have the worst game i've ever heard before in my life |
quick i need more dating advice :toothless |
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| Clovis86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
that wasa bit harsh clovis.. but i do agree with your point
i mean.. clearly you are banging slylee on the side along with UWM |
LOL its true though. Sometimes I meet a couple and I'm just like. Woaman. WTF. Are you doing. With that LOSER.
For example, a friend of mine is going out with this guy:
Yeah thats her.
Yeah...WTF. |
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| wizniz |
| quote: | Originally posted by allcentury18
you have the worst game i've ever heard before in my life |
at least he didnt buy her a drink
you shouldve been like "oh im sorry! dear god... youre going to need plastic surgery for that lets get you to the hospital"
once outside take her back to the 'hospital' (your home) and give her the chloroform to make the 'surgery' less painful ;)
then relocate her to the street aka rehabilitation room |
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| RapidFire |
| quote: | Originally posted by Clovis86
LOL its true though. Sometimes I meet a couple and I'm just like. Woaman. WTF. Are you doing. With that LOSER.
For example, a friend of mine is going out with this guy:
Yeah thats her.
Yeah...WTF. |
ahaha theres the face of half my school. and they get all the chicks. not that im complaining (theyre ugly and dumb as posts) but man its irritating that you have to be a complete poser to get girls these days.. |
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| igottaknow |
| i should have known a bunch of noobs were going to jump down my throat. obviously its more complex than what i stated but i dont have the time to write a book on it. the basic gist is you've got to have something she really wants to off set the looks. if you think you do have that something then horay for you. :rolleyes: |
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