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10 reasons Gay Marriage is wrong
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| Tranc3 |
Skewed with an American perspective, but amusing nonetheless.
1. Being gay is not natural. And as you know Americans have always rejected unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because, as you know, a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed. The sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans. |
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| narcism |
u forgot to mention the love part
who gets married for love these days anyway :p |
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| Tranc3 |
| quote: | Originally posted by narcism
u forgot to mention the love part
who gets married for love these days anyway :p |
Pshh.
Incidental. It's all about the tax benefits. |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tranc3
Pshh.
Incidental. It's all about the tax benefits. |
and the rice at the ceremony man, gotta have the rice :p |
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| igottaknow |
| funny stuff but you forgot to mention that pooper sex is wrong and only gay couples do it. :clown: |
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| Cloudburst |
| hear hear! :thepirate |
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| paranoik0 |
funnay but this argument is like shooting themselves on the foot:
| quote: | Originally posted by Tranc3
7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. |
straight parents seem to raise mostly straight children.. |
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| Aquarian |
| So were gay people raised by monkeys? |
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| paranoik0 |
| re-read what i've written and try again |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aquarian
So were gay people raised by monkeys? |
:wtf:
paranoik0 is definitely correct |
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| Lepanto |
| I've found not one of those funny or even making any sense. Good try. |
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