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The " I can't Believe its not Butter" Thread (pg. 3)
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| Floorwhore |
snout in the spout. |
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| KKEFKA |
Here's 10 more conversation starters/weird usless facts for yeah!!!
1)A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
2)In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
3)Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food FROM freezing?
4)The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
5)The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It to Beaver".
6)Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
7)When Heinz ketchup leaves the bottle, it travels at a rate of 25 miles per year.
8)Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than new cars (Jamie that ones for you. You would own a fleet of cars by now)
9)On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
10)When opossums are playing 'possum, they are not "playing." They actually pass out from sheer terror.
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| Stingray |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nikitha
1) Dolphins are the only other known mammal ( besides humans) that have sex for pleasure out of mating season
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Hey Nikki, wanna pretened we're dolphins? ;) :cool: |
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| bourgeois |
| quote: | Originally posted by Stingray
A pig's orgasm lats 30 mins :D |
also that a pigs penis is shaped like a corkscwew |
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| INTRANCE |
| Cats are apparently the only animals tht will engage in homosexual activities...this is if they are left without females for a long enough period of time, not usre what that might be. |
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| *~LiSa-LoO~* |
| quote: | Originally posted by VERTiG0
That was the actual exchange of words at Labour of Love. |
Very true...I was dancing and all of a sudden Cale comes out of the crowd and leans down to ask me..."Hey...so did you any dolphins while you were in Hawaii?" Me: "Yea!" Cale: "Awesome" And he walks away...haha |
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| Stingray |
| quote: | Originally posted by bourgeois
also that a pigs penis is shaped like a corkscwew |
Well no wonder their orgasms last so long! They have like 10 times the surface area! |
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| bourgeois |
| actually the reason it's shaped like that is because it takes so long. the females uteris(sp?) is shaped like that too so it can clamp down on it so that just in case they move or something the penis will stay there so the male pig can cum |
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| 5hiftn6ears |
| quote: | Originally posted by StereoPrincess
and penguins. |
they're only faithful during that mating season...the next season is a free for all again...emperor penguins anyway
...yes i watched March of the Penguins...yes i had a boring weekend |
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| rabbitjoker |
| quote: | Originally posted by INTRANCE
Cats are apparently the only animals tht will engage in homosexual activities...this is if they are left without females for a long enough period of time, not usre what that might be. |
I saw two male guinea pigs givin'er at a pet store. |
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| bourgeois |
| this is supposed to be the useless information thread instead it's the animal sex thread |
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| 5hiftn6ears |
| ...kangaroos and emu's can't walk backwards |
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