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guido time (pg. 6)
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| Scoops |
now this guy is a joke
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| spc |
| quote: | Originally posted by Scoops
i think you are gettin him mixed up wit Lughead whos the MC/DJ there.
The Big guy, Anthony who drives the escalade is good friends wit the owner |
oh yea i guess youre right.. i guess he's just there all the time then.. do u still go to joeys? some people tell me that its not that guido-infested as much as it used to be but i dont know what to believe :wtf: |
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| DJ Eco |
| quote: | Originally posted by spc
figured id also post my rant about guidos from my myspace page here.. its pretty funny and sort of true :wtf:
the typical tri-state area guidos (and those that try to be) are 2nd. keep in mind i am talking about the fistpumping juiced up guidos, not normal italians.. those people rock. but anyway, these meatheads are probably the shallowest closet homosexuals to ever walk on the face of the earth. half their paychecks/money from their parents wallet goes to daily activites to pamper themselves (manicures, pedicures, salad tossings, balls waxed) and the rest of the money goes into their ass, literally (what a surprise)...and the stuff going in their ass would be steroids. i would rather play shuffleboard all day with senior citizens than to waste money at a club surrounded by shirtless guidos fistpumping to ty tribal music that i could compose simply by banging on a desk. last would be the women that like guidos. keep in mind, these girls are not as shallow as guidos, but are incredibly stupid and materialistic. to these women, every electronic dance music song can be categorized into one word: "techno". you can pretty much have better conversations with a lampshade than these girls. |
hahaha found this Myspace music account called "guidette music" with like a million friends, and then i realized its by this girl who goes to my school and lives in my area, and then i realized how surrounded i am by these people all my life hahaha i personally like tribal beats, i characterize the guidos more with vocal house stuff, Dance Divas and what not haha... i saw pics from KTU's Beatstock, and dont get me started hahaha but you gotta admit, some of the guidettes are hot... if they actually had a brain, i think i would waste my time
originator of Guidette Music (dont tell me shes not hot though)
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| Tranz |
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| Highmay |
| quote: | Originally posted by Thero40
yea you know me so well, im such a guido wannabe:haha: :stongue: :haha: |
well let's see:
you're from jersey, you lift weights, you have absolutely no creativity whatsoever, you have no more than 9 words in your vocabulary, you most likely smell like ...yeah, i can pretty much say youre a wannabe... |
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| Highmay |
by far my favorite:
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| Thero40 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Highmay
well let's see:
you're from jersey, you lift weights, you have absolutely no creativity whatsoever, you have no more than 9 words in your vocabulary, you most likely smell like ...yeah, i can pretty much say youre a wannabe... |
Wow you can say words like "smell like " - how orignal and creative haha |
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| matt167698 |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Eco
hahaha found this Myspace music account called "guidette music" with like a million friends, and then i realized its by this girl who goes to my school and lives in my area, and then i realized how surrounded i am by these people all my life hahaha i personally like tribal beats, i characterize the guidos more with vocal house stuff, Dance Divas and what not haha... i saw pics from KTU's Beatstock, and dont get me started hahaha but you gotta admit, some of the guidettes are hot... if they actually had a brain, i think i would waste my time
originator of Guidette Music (dont tell me shes not hot though)
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yeah a lot of people have elements of guido's, i myself have a few but the people in that link have that 100% manufactured look to them, same goes for that girl, who def is smokin hot by the way. but it seems like its the easiest way for them to fit in is to wear the exact same clothes... theres more variety in an AX catalog. but if your only focus in life is making sure you dont run out of spiking gel, thats an issue. oh yeah and for the people on myspace who write "youze," that is the most irritating thing ive ever seen |
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| trunks1022 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Highmay
by far my favorite:
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| Scoops |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Eco
some of the guidettes are hot... if they actually had a brain, i think i would waste my time
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i gotta say something bout this statement. Some of you know that i take the pics for NJ Guido.com. Over the past few years i met alot of great people in doing so. Alot of the ladies whos pic i have captured over the years as well as become friends wit do in fact have real careers. And no i'm not talking about store manager of Express or Victoria's Secret. Some i know are lawyers, Buyers & Planners, Teachers. Last time i checked, you need a degree for something in those fields
BTW...im far from a guido wannabe |
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| Highmay |
| quote: | Originally posted by Scoops
i gotta say something bout this statement. Some of you know that i take the pics for NJ Guido.com. Over the past few years i met alot of great people in doing so. Alot of the ladies whos pic i have captured over the years as well as become friends wit do in fact have real careers. And no i'm not talking about store manager of Express or Victoria's Secret. Some i know are lawyers, Buyers & Planners, Teachers. Last time i checked, you need a degree for something in those fields
BTW...im far from a guido wannabe |
again with the material accomplishments...you morons never ing get it, huh??
yeah...you need college degrees for those careers...and you also need a serious lowering of standards to actively socialize with guidos...it's their fault they don't see through the bull and participate in such a materialistic and vacuous culture...
ive said this before and ill say it again: guidos are nothing more than glorified garbage men... |
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| matt167698 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Scoops
i gotta say something bout this statement. Some of you know that i take the pics for NJ Guido.com. Over the past few years i met alot of great people in doing so. Alot of the ladies whos pic i have captured over the years as well as become friends wit do in fact have real careers. And no i'm not talking about store manager of Express or Victoria's Secret. Some i know are lawyers, Buyers & Planners, Teachers. Last time i checked, you need a degree for something in those fields
BTW...im far from a guido wannabe |
yeah well we're speaking in gross generalities here, there are exceptions to every rule...
who knows, maybe they're all brilliant since ive only talked with a select few, and maybe i'm exposing my own ignorance, im willing to bet against that though.
btw, im a media planner too, bring on the guidettes :stongue: |
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