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TOTA Fighters? (pg. 2)
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| Floorwhore |
I got in two fights in my entire life.
Once in grade two.... my buddy started talking smack about my brand of track pants, and i snapped. I ended up actually taking off his track pants, and made him go bare ass in a half frozen puddle. The sheet of ice on the surface actually cut his butt cheeks.
In the following year, my brother was getting teased by the 'cool kids' for being fat. That day, i was pissed cause my mom forgot to pack me a fruit roll-up, so i took out my rage on those s. Drop kicks, bitch smacks, and all kinds of verbal diarrhea, those kids never ed with my brother again.
.... and my mom swore to include fruit roll-ups in my lunch from that day forward.... |
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| rabbitjoker |
| <--- 4th degree black belt in r-jitsu. |
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| VERTiG0 |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigitalMP
And then I ask him if he would like to try my Wu-Tang style :thepirate |
Bring the ruckus |
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| Floorwhore |
| quote: | Originally posted by VERTiG0
Bring the ruckus |
wicked track.
i'm pulling that out of the archives after work.... |
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| DigitalMP |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorwhore
wicked track.
i'm pulling that out of the archives after work.... |
The Wu is comin thru, the outcome is critical
in wit my style, is sort of like a Miracle
on 34th Street, in the Square of Herald
I gamed Ella, the bitch caught a Fitz like Gerald - ine Ferraro, who's full of sorrow
Cuz the hoe didn't win but the sun will still come out tomorrow
and shine shine shine like gold mine
Here comes the drunk monk, with a quart of Ballentine
Pass the bone, kid pass the bone
Let's get on this mission like Indiana Jones, the GZA
One who just represent the Wu-Tang click
With the game and soul, of an old school flick
Like the Mack and Dolemite, who both did bids
Claudine went to Cooley High and had mad kids
so stop, the life you save may be your motherin own
I'll hang your ass with this microphone
Make way for the merge of traffic
Wu-Tang's comin thru with Full Metal Jackets
God squad that's mad hard to serve
Come frontin hard, then Bernhard Goetz what he deserves
Clan in da front, let your feet stomp
Niggaz on the left, brag to death
Now hoods on the right, wild for the night
Punks in the back, c'mon and attract
//end threadjack |
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| Sasha |
4 years in kick-boxing.
now "Fight Club" in friends basement once a week. |
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| VERTiG0 |
| oh god flashbacks |
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| Pasta |
Never really been properly trained but me and a few buddies do some MMA w/ Pride Rules at our houses once and a while.
Fun, painful and great exercise since we do a lot of ground techniques. Muscle pain the next day is awesome, though! :cool: |
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| DigitalMP |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sasha
4 years in kick-boxing.
now "Fight Club" in friends basement once a week. |
that would be freakin awesome, but i couldn't deal with an injury keeping me out of the gym. |
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| Pasta |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sasha
now "Fight Club" in friends basement once a week. |
What are the rules? |
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| EvilTree |
| quote: | Originally posted by AfterHours27
Nobody screws with wrestlers. Once I get you on the ground, there is not much to do on your part. |
Obviously you've never fought someone with BJJ.
Wrestlers also can't finish good. Not a very good submission. |
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| Sasha |
| quote: | Originally posted by Pasta
What are the rules? |
the rules are that "there are no rules"
you can even talk about it lol |
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