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Everyone's got to love Chuck Norris
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| tha_broad |
deja vu........
for the 58029478504375097243245317047th time
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| Oldman1313 |
my favorite:
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac and Burger King....and got one |
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| infinity HiGH |
welcome to like 2 months ago, lol
oh, and my favourites include:
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris never he sleeps. He waits. |
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| bourgeois |
| i had no idea it was posted before oh well it's still jokes |
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| infinity HiGH |
| quote: | Originally posted by bourgeois
i had no idea it was posted before oh well it's still jokes |
it was posted EVERYWHERE; on TOTA, Chillout Room, other forums. It was a huge internet thing not too long ago.
Chuck Norris even responded to the "facts" |
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| Jem_hadar |
My faves still:
"Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies
the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing."
LOL
:haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| infinity HiGH |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jem_hadar
My faves still:
"Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies
the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing."
LOL
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*dies*
if u ask chuck norris what time it is, he always says "2 seconds till..."; then you say "2 seconds till what?" and thats when he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
i want a movie based on these facts...it would be the greatest movie ever |
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| bourgeois |
| quote: | Originally posted by infinity HiGH
it was posted EVERYWHERE; on TOTA, Chillout Room, other forums. It was a huge internet thing not too long ago.
Chuck Norris even responded to the "facts" |
must have came out when i wasn't on TA alot |
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| dEsidEL |
| quote: | Originally posted by bourgeois
must have came out when i wasn't on TA alot |
lol.. i'm juss bustin ballz
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| bourgeois |
anyways this one's the best
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." |
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