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| dj_cuba |
| quote: | Originally posted by shades_of_gray
best way to spot a chav, they are all wearing ing Lonsdale! |
or Kappa, Nickleson, Nike, Addidas, Henry Lloyd and of course...Burberry :whip::rolleyes:
We get loads of the little es round "The Saff" near where I live in Leicester. There's one cu*t, looks about 13 years old who always asks me for a fag when I walk to work in the morning even though everytime I see him he I always smoking his own fags (or has nicked them off some poor bastard) then he always proceeds to call me a "stingy twat" when I refuse him one. Despite giving me abuse he always has the cheek to ask me again the next day
DIE!! |
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| dj_cuba |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mike_Foyle
absolutely not, he got a earful of abuse from my equally as chavvy manager!! :D |
I knew a guy called Richard Wilson who used to be the manager at Halfords in the city. I guess he doesn't work there any more as he was definatly no chav! |
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| Grrrrr |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_cuba
We get loads of the little es round "The Saff" near where I live in Leicester. There's one cu*t, looks about 13 years old who always asks me for a fag when I walk to work in the morning even though everytime I see him he I always smoking his own fags (or has nicked them off some poor bastard) then he always proceeds to call me a "stingy twat" when I refuse him one. Despite giving me abuse he always has the cheek to ask me again the next day
DIE!! |
I don't smoke but that would REALLY piss me off :mad:
My 15 year old sister is a full blown chav and it sickens me. I swear it's kind of like a virus that slowly takes over your personality. At times over christmas (when i was home from uni) she could be the nicest, sweetest, funniest girl to talk to. Then a little switch would flip inside her, her voice would change (literally) then she'd start getting agressive and coming out with pathetic chav phrases like 'wass your point' 'prove it' etc etc.
When in chav mode she also seemed to be immune to sarcasm, me and my brother would take the piss out of how her voice changes and instead of seeing how pathetic she sounds she took it as some kind of compliment. Like i said before it's a virus that stops pretty much all rational thought. Also this chav virus removes all sense of guilt, she will happily insult my mum until she's crying, steal money from her purse and go off with her mates. Oh and pretty much standard procedure for all chavs, she smokes and gets pissed as well
Then there's the time we confiscated her mobile phone (a punishment for running away and hitting mum)... It took three of us to get it off of her in the first place for all the kicking, punching and screaming. Then she went a notch down from chav to possesed. She was screaming and shouting and kicking and flailing her arms everywhere demanding her phone back. She picked up random things from her bedroom and started throwing them out of the top floor window. She ran downstairs threw all the chairs to the floor, ran into the kitchen opened all the cupboards and threw all the tins and food to the floor. All the time monotonously chanting give me my phone back. I literally had to restrain her for the best part of 2hours until she calmed down. It was unbelivable
It's horrible seeing your kid sister turn into a chav, i'm justing waiting for the quite probably phone call to find out she's pregnant.
Anyone know if there is a cure?
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| Mike_Foyle |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_cuba
I knew a guy called Richard Wilson who used to be the manager at Halfords in the city. I guess he doesn't work there any more as he was definatly no chav! |
this was in southampton. hes now been demoted lol. we are talking about a 50 year old guy who spells Adam "adad"... and had to ask how to spell "float" amougnst other 4 and 5 letter words... :D |
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| dj_mdma |
| quote: | Originally posted by Grrrrr
Anyone know if there is a cure?
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Death :D |
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| dj_cuba |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_mdma
Death :D |
maybe some mdma would sort her out dj_mdma? though at 15 perhaps not :rolleyes: :D
Failing that like I said on MSN ...Boot camp! |
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| _Ocean_Drive_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Grrrrr
Anyone know if there is a cure? :( |
Move town or leave the country before it's totally lost!
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
subsequently blocking a middle aged woman with a heavy basket from being able to get to the checkout. He was obviously trying to scope out the cheapest brand, and when asked to 'move please' starts to go off on one. |
What happened next??!
| quote: | Originally posted by Mike_Foyle
and singing in that way that they do.. u know like delibrately missing every note by miles, all in an ugly choral quartet |
So funny, but yet true!!
What worries me, is that I worry that these twats are the future of our country. I don't know what percentage of the UK is chav, but what happens when noone can be a doctor, politician or any other profession that requires intelligence. This counrty is going to pot due to these inbred spawns of w*nkers :whip: |
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| dj_cuba |
Does anyone remember the spate of goths we had a couple of years back? It seemed as if every 13-18 year old was obsessed with looking as gloomy and depressed as possible. Black hoodies with the name of the metal/goth band printed on the back were a must have item and their arch enemy was the chav and to some extent dance music.
Their ideology was that they were non-conformists and hated people who wore designer labels, completly oblivious and ignorant of the fact that they were conforming to a fad themselves :D
I don't have any real problem with goths/metal heads but chavs are the scum of the earth in my book! |
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| shades_of_gray |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_cuba
We get loads of the little es round "The Saff" near where I live in Leicester. There's one cu*t, looks about 13 years old who always asks me for a fag when I walk to work in the morning even though everytime I see him he I always smoking his own fags (or has nicked them off some poor bastard) then he always proceeds to call me a "stingy twat" when I refuse him one. Despite giving me abuse he always has the cheek to ask me again the next day
DIE!! |
yeh i remember ages ago this short ass chavvy kid, who was really a one man crime wave in our town, came right up to me and my ex gf and asked me for a fag, i said no, i dont smoke, he wouldnt take no for an answer and proceeded to call my gf a bitch a whore and a ing slag, i just wanted to grab him by the head and repeatidly ram it againsed the brick wall, but then again i dont want a brick through my window the following day! |
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| TrancePharoah |
Chav hating threads are always amusing!
I agree with people showing a level of arrogancy because you work in retail. For over seven years now i've worked at Woolworths part time from 16 in Coventry and Sheffield, and although there are many nice customers particurly older irish females for some reason stand out, there are just many who think your just a gormless idiot who knows nothing....especially when it comes to refunding....thye have some kind of power-'class' trip over you, don't know why! They just think your stupid and even if your quite clear on certain things its always like, "i want to see the manager...its my right for a refund".
Had one lady not long ago who was basically a chav with 3 tots , horrible teeth, bleeched blonde hair and argos catalogue of jewellery on her who had the cheek to make one of my collegues simply cry just because she was so rude, who do you think you are? your a nobody, just a shop worker - along those lines, they have absoutely no idea that alot of people are simply p-t's, i feel sorry for the f-t's and understand why they can get quite unhelful with some people if theyve had awful days, sometimes i wonder why i continue, but for me its just habit now, and don't let it get to me or simply give a smart polite comment back.
Most chavs you know whats coming, but arrogant chavs or even not arrogant chavs are even more annoying and makes you realise that 'class' and 'social upstanding' is still endemic in society. |
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| Streakfury |
Back in the day I used to work at Argos. Most of the time it was OK, it's only recently that the chav population have taken a shining to Elizabeth Duke, so I didn't get too many chavettes asking for the cheapest wedding ring we had.
Although every now and then you'd get some chavvy wanker start dishing the abuse, but back then I was too polite to say anything. Man I'd love to work there now and have to deal with those people again. They wouldn't know what hit 'em.
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| chojin |
| quote: | Originally posted by TrancePharoah
Chav hating threads are always amusing!
I agree with people showing a level of arrogancy because you work in retail. For over seven years now i've worked at Woolworths part time from 16 in Coventry and Sheffield, and although there are many nice customers particurly older irish females for some reason stand out, there are just many who think your just a gormless idiot who knows nothing....especially when it comes to refunding....thye have some kind of power-'class' trip over you, don't know why! They just think your stupid and even if your quite clear on certain things its always like, "i want to see the manager...its my right for a refund".
Had one lady not long ago who was basically a chav with 3 tots , horrible teeth, bleeched blonde hair and argos catalogue of jewellery on her who had the cheek to make one of my collegues simply cry just because she was so rude, who do you think you are? your a nobody, just a shop worker - along those lines, they have absoutely no idea that alot of people are simply p-t's, i feel sorry for the f-t's and understand why they can get quite unhelful with some people if theyve had awful days, sometimes i wonder why i continue, but for me its just habit now, and don't let it get to me or simply give a smart polite comment back.
Most chavs you know whats coming, but arrogant chavs or even not arrogant chavs are even more annoying and makes you realise that 'class' and 'social upstanding' is still endemic in society. |
just something to point out:
your = wrong
you're = right |
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