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why do the gods mock me (pg. 2)
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| Djshortcircuit |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
Dont trust anything that can bleed like a wounded bull for 3 days & not die. |
Isn't more like 9? |
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| Djshortcircuit |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie
3-7 |
Right, I just was trying to get the south park quote correct, I beleive Mr. Garrison says, "I don't trust anthing that bleeds for 9 days and dosen't die..." |
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| Ang ' ela_ie |
Dang, I knew I had heard that somewhere before.
<-------- joke ruiner!!! :( |
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| plastikE |
you know who the Gods don't mock?
FLAV. |
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| Boomer187 |
eh, after day 4 its cool. on day 4 if needed.
otherwise, in da pooper or head |
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| Allied Nations |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
Dont trust anything that can bleed like a wounded bull for 3 days & not die. |
Classic George Carlin... |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by BTG
my sexy asian woman is coming over to my house tomorrow afternoon...
cool? maybe i'll get to sex.....no...not this time btg..she's like "i just got my period!"
/darth vader type of 'noooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
the end. |
why don't you introduce her to period sex? if she says no then your fall back position should be anal. tell her god created a 2nd hole for times like this.
:disbelief |
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| kadomony |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
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MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!
MY ANUS! IS BLEEEEEEEDING! |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
Tell me abt it. My last gf would get really bloody periods. Well we were only together like a month. We were at a hotel room. She was on the rag but it didnt stop us. She also would spray like crazy when she had an orgasm. So this time she was spraying a mix of girl juice & blood all over me & the bed. I just thought it was her juice that was all over me, then i went in the bathroom & when i hit the lights i screamed. It looked like i waded in a pool of blood. Then the ing bed looked like some1 got murdered on it. Im surprised the hotel didnt call the police. It was ing sick. |
sick, but why did you go down on her? |
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| dj_bas |
Weird...Ryan Reynolds and Alanis Morrisette...whould'a thought? |
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