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why do the gods mock me
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| BTG |
my sexy asian woman is coming over to my house tomorrow afternoon...
cool? maybe i'll get to sex.....no...not this time btg..she's like "i just got my period!"
/darth vader type of 'noooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
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| Ang ' ela_ie |
| I hate being vag-blocked by my own vag. :( |
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| jonSun |
| That hasnt stopped me. I take tampons out with my teeth. |
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| Ang ' ela_ie |
| Oh god thats so nasty. |
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| Soonmeister |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
That hasnt stopped me. I take tampons out with my teeth. |
oh c`mon thats not right :wtf: :p |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| Dont trust anything that can bleed like a wounded bull for 3 days & not die. |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie
Oh god thats so nasty. |
Tell me abt it. My last gf would get really bloody periods. Well we were only together like a month. We were at a hotel room. She was on the rag but it didnt stop us. She also would spray like crazy when she had an orgasm. So this time she was spraying a mix of girl juice & blood all over me & the bed. I just thought it was her juice that was all over me, then i went in the bathroom & when i hit the lights i screamed. It looked like i waded in a pool of blood. Then the ing bed looked like some1 got murdered on it. Im surprised the hotel didnt call the police. It was ing sick. |
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| washout |
she can still service you.
dont let her temporary inability result in your displeasure.
let them gods know who the is in charge. |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
Tell me abt it. My last gf would get really bloody periods. Well we were only together like a month. We were at a hotel room. She was on the rag but it didnt stop us. She also would spray like crazy when she had an orgasm. So this time she was spraying a mix of girl juice & blood all over me & the bed. I just thought it was her juice that was all over me, then i went in the bathroom & when i hit the lights i screamed. It looked like i waded in a pool of blood. Then the ing bed looked like some1 got murdered on it. Im surprised the hotel didnt call the police. It was ing sick. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| I like mash potatoes covered in ketchup |
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| Ang ' ela_ie |
| I hope that story is NOT true. |
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| Yan |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
Dont trust anything that can bleed like a wounded bull for 3 days & not die. |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
Tell me abt it. My last gf would get really bloody periods. Well we were only together like a month. We were at a hotel room. She was on the rag but it didnt stop us. She also would spray like crazy when she had an orgasm. So this time she was spraying a mix of girl juice & blood all over me & the bed. I just thought it was her juice that was all over me, then i went in the bathroom & when i hit the lights i screamed. It looked like i waded in a pool of blood. Then the ing bed looked like some1 got murdered on it. Im surprised the hotel didnt call the police. It was ing sick. |
Those two comments made my night.
Flipping hilarious. |
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