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Ok U've just used the toilet & theres no toilet paper...now what :p (pg. 2)
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| Vivid Boy |
| do what i do...just walk out of the washroom with ur pants around ur ankles and ask ur friends mom if she has any toilet paper left... |
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| tranceDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
do what i do...just walk out of the washroom with ur pants around ur ankles and ask ur friends mom if she has any toilet paper left... |
LOL!!! I hope thats not true:eek: |
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| miss_e |
notice only the men replying heh
well girls usually have a lil bundle of kleenex in their purses so ya..hurray for the chics.. |
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| ABTsportsline |
| quote: | Originally posted by miss_e
notice only the men replying heh
well girls usually have a lil bundle of kleenex in their purses so ya..hurray for the chics.. |
Yah i always keep kleenex in my pu..... er.... i mean, yeah that sucks when you run out of TP!! :p
-ABT- |
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| Coup |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spad
School toilet paper was the best. It was all shiney and slippery. You'd begin to wipe your arse and before you knew it your hand would be half way up your back. |
haha! or it used to be the stuff they chipped away from the cliffs of dover and it felt like using sandpaper! i always check for paper, but sometimes u just have to go and u dont check, fortuanly i was saved by a tub of babywipes, but if they wernt there, army training would have been cracked open :p |
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| Fraggle |
hahahahaah, that was pretty lucky coup!
damn, i can't imagine how gross it is in army training :D:D:D
...btw, yeah always check first :):):)
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by miss_e
notice only the men replying heh
well girls usually have a lil bundle of kleenex in their purses so ya..hurray for the chics.. |
ya i usually have a bundle of kleenex stuffed in my crouch.....makes it look bigger;) |
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| flystyler |
| I suppose you could always do it like the dog in the thread in the uk forum, stick your legs up in the air and drag your arse along the flor with your arms lol |
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| j_spot |
who says you need a wipe???
tho I would always check under the sink..there are usually goodies under that...kleenex, TP whateva..but for instances in teh woods w/out TP..pine needles. Really..since u dont wanna use leaves cuz not everyone knows what poison Ivy looks like, find a live sprig of pine needles, and rub with the grain. It kinda tickles, but if ya do it the wrong way..you will be in for quite a treat.
oh..and never use moss...little nasty bugs n live in moss..they climb into your anus, and ya u get the picture
PINE NEEDLES! |
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| dj_mdma |
| quote: | Originally posted by flystyler
I suppose you could always do it like the dog in the thread in the uk forum, stick your legs up in the air and drag your arse along the flor with your arms lol |
LOL :stongue: |
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| DJ_Shockwav |
| quote: | Originally posted by j_spot
who says you need a wipe???
tho I would always check under the sink..there are usually goodies under that...kleenex, TP whateva..but for instances in teh woods w/out TP..pine needles. Really..since u dont wanna use leaves cuz not everyone knows what poison Ivy looks like, find a live sprig of pine needles, and rub with the grain. It kinda tickles, but if ya do it the wrong way..you will be in for quite a treat.
oh..and never use moss...little nasty bugs n live in moss..they climb into your anus, and ya u get the picture
PINE NEEDLES! |
That's what you were doing when we were camping... :D |
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| Dmatrox |
| quote: | Originally posted by flystyler
I suppose you could always do it like the dog in the thread in the uk forum, stick your legs up in the air and drag your arse along the flor with your arms lol |
hahahaha :stongue: |
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