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Ok U've just used the toilet & theres no toilet paper...now what :p (pg. 4)
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| Trancewave |
LOL this thread is hilarious. Normally I always check to make sure there's at least an extra roll of toilet paper to go that extra mile in case of a manly load. But you are right Coup, sometimes you never know when you will need it.
I never thought I would share this story but here goes. My worst experience ever was when I went to this rave one time in the absolute dirtiest venue ever. This place was digusting with toilets overflowing, no ventilation, wet floors and NO toilet paper. Anyways, that night I had to go BADLY but there's no way I was gonna do it there so I told my friends I'd be back and went out to find a nearby coffee shop. I raced down the street a few blocks away and finally found one (barely made it). Burst into the coffee shop and headed straight for the washroom. Made it and let out a huge sigh of relief. There wasn't too much paper left as I used some to pad the toilet seat before I sat down...I didn't care that there was no paper because I was about to explode. Anyways to make a long story short, I had to 'freshen up' by using my undies.
The shop owner kept banging at the washroom door wondering what the hell I was doing because I was taking so long (this was 4 in the morning, so I think he thought I was shooting up:p or something.) He kept heckling me and I kept telling him I'd be right out) I got P'O ed and dumped my undies into the garbage can LOL. After I opened the door he and some members of his staff was standing outside. I just nonchalantly walked out and headed out on my way back to the rave. God I feel sorry for the person changing the garbage, but oh well. |
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| Juricimo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ur Dream Grl
dwammmmmmm... this thread keeps getting better and better.. heheheh
k guys./. but i got an idea...
how about this??:D :D
if u ever go through this situation.... all u have to do is simply wipe it off with ur underwear... and throw the underwear out...
i am sure mr weeney would love to hang lose and free.... hehehehe
xoxo Ur Dream Grl |
hehe my friend (well ex friend:D) has to stop at a gas station and lets just say he "let go" before he was able to sit down.......easy to say he was "hanging loose" the rest of the trip home, while i had a good laugh for hours:stongue:
yeah worst case scenario, wipe with boxers and throw them away....:D:D
>JM< |
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| Vivid Boy |
| since we're talking abt s....has this ever happened to you? you go on the pooper do ur business get up and the POOP is GONE!?!??! that freaks the out of me....i have to look around to make sure it didnt find its way out of the toilet or something......i think its a guvernment conspiracy...I HATE GHOST S! |
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| dj_mdma |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
since we're talking abt s....has this ever happened to you? you go on the pooper do ur business get up and the POOP is GONE!?!??! that freaks the out of me....i have to look around to make sure it didnt find its way out of the toilet or something......i think its a guvernment conspiracy...I HATE GHOST S! |
LOL :stongue:
I never used the school toilets. Ever. THey were skank! IF I really needed to go then I'd hold it in and wait til I get home. No way was I gonna sit on THAT seat! |
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| DJ RozzeR |
Funny Post m8 . theres a few things you can do .........
1. Get the toliet roll carboard roll you know the one left at the end , rip it in half and slide it across your ring , and collect necessary peanuts :p, then flush.
2. Don't wipe it , just keep your bum cheeks together , and wait 10 minz and give it a wash.
3. Use your hand , flush the loo first then with fresh water comming out do a beeda thingy . Now cmon its only poo , use the bit on your hand , then wash after of course.
nice :] |
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| Ur Dream Grl |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
since we're talking abt s....has this ever happened to you? you go on the pooper do ur business get up and the POOP is GONE!?!??! that freaks the out of me....i have to look around to make sure it didnt find its way out of the toilet or something......i think its a guvernment conspiracy...I HATE GHOST S! |
ewwwwwwwww... now that is dusgusting./. oimagine if it got cought on ur shirt or something.. hahahahahahahhaahahhahahaha
xoxo Ur Dream Grl |
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| Spad |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
since we're talking abt s....has this ever happened to you? you go on the pooper do ur business get up and the POOP is GONE!?!??! that freaks the out of me....i have to look around to make sure it didnt find its way out of the toilet or something......i think its a guvernment conspiracy...I HATE GHOST S! |
A few years back on a mates birthday we all went out and got absolutly hammered to the point of being faced. Anyway at one point during the walk home my mate needed a and having nowhere to go he squatted in somebodys garden. After he did it, turned around and it wasn't there! Odd he thought but being drunk didn't really worry too much.
Anyway we carry on home, next day he wakes up goes to take a shower and finds his turn in his trouser leg. He'd basically sqatted, taken a which fell into his jeans then pulled them back up and carried on oblivious.
I'll have to remember to ask him how he wiped his arse tho, might have a good tip. |
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| Cosmo |
| quote: | | Use my hand and then wipe it on the wall, that'll learn not to leave any toilet paper in the can. |
Ha-ha-ha!!! :D :D
And btw, does anybody know how this 3 shells worked in "DEMOLITION MAN" with Sylvester Stallone? :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Juricimo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cosmo
Ha-ha-ha!!! :D :D
And btw, does anybody know how this 3 shells worked in "DEMOLITION MAN" with Sylvester Stallone? :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
haha i remember that!...(dont seem very efficient if u ask me);)
>JM< 3 shells.....:whip: |
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| j_spot |
| I must ask, why has nobody commented on the pics I posted? |
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| Coup |
| hahaha im in stitches reading some of u lot, too many to quote, yeah someone must no how the 3 sea shells work! lol! keep it comming :p |
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| TranceMasterUk |
omfg lmfao
| quote: | A few years back on a mates birthday we all went out and got absolutly hammered to the point of being faced. Anyway at one point during the walk home my mate needed a and having nowhere to go he squatted in somebodys garden. After he did it, turned around and it wasn't there! Odd he thought but being drunk didn't really worry too much.
Anyway we carry on home, next day he wakes up goes to take a shower and finds his turn in his trouser leg. He'd basically sqatted, taken a which fell into his jeans then pulled them back up and carried on oblivious.
I'll have to remember to ask him how he wiped his arse tho, might have a good tip. |
i laughed my ass off at this, i just imagined it in my head,lmao
ahhhh great thread,
iv had some laugh here today :) |
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