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Rules Of Men...
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| davemolina |
No Man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another Man. In fact, even remembering your friend's birthday is strictly optional.
Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both - that's just mean
Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another Man while lifting weights:
- Yeah, Baby, Push it!
- C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
- Another set and we can hit the showers!
Never talk to a Man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
Never talk to a Man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
Never talk to a Man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
Never talk to a Man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
Never talk to a Man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
Never talk to a Man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
A Man must never own a cat or like his girlfriend's cat
Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
I dont make em up...just follow em !! |
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| Zeonfiend |
I think I've broken all of those, often in the line of duty. Do I get a bye if the Army makes me sleep next to a man in a shelter half? :o
For an organization that is notoriously homophobic, the Service excels in obliterating squeamishness over such things. |
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| DJ Cubano |
| last time I was at the meta lounge experience I was urinating at the same time as Dirk. But for whatever reason he kept looking over my stall when I was talking to him. The myth is true man, 3 inches...off the ground. :haha: |
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| Dirk W. |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Cubano
last time I was at the meta lounge experience I was urinating at the same time as Dirk. But for whatever reason he kept looking over my stall when I was talking to him. The myth is true man, 3 inches...off the ground. :haha: |
hahaha i dont seem to remember any of that....
and props on those rules dave. i agree. especially the part about cats. |
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| Zild |
| yea and i agree with dirky, especially the part about cats |
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| Matthias |
| quote: | Originally posted by davemolina
A Man must never own a cat or like his girlfriend's cat |
:stongue: |
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| davemolina |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Cubano
last time I was at the meta lounge experience |
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! |
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| Dirk W. |
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| DJ_Ballistic |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IN ALL CLASS, DIRK |
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| davemolina |
| THAT is the funniest thing I have seen in my entire life!!! |
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| The_One |
| quote: | Originally posted by davemolina
A Man must never own a cat or like his girlfriend's cat |
-1 for Packa |
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| davemolina |
No man!!!
We're pretty ruthless. |
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