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Snakes on a Plane
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| nusty |
I've had my eye on this for almost a year now. I can't wait. It's already a cult classic and they have only released the plot.
:edit: (I guess they have now also finally released a trailer too)
there are tons of cartoons out too but i can't find them right now. |
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| loconet |
Here is a trailer:
http://www.tagworld.com/snakesonaplane
Looks like it's going to be an epic movie. Watch out Gone with the Wind, Benhur and Titanic! We are lucky to see the release of this movie within our life times. |
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| Tygon |
Please tell me this is some kind of a joke... it looks like CGI gone bad in an extremely cheap setting cuz they broke the bank hiring Samuel.
........with further investigation....... I realize..... this is no joke.......... I feel sad for Jackson's career... has he decided to bomb already?!? |
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| VERTiG0 |
Tim. Come on dude. This movie is going to be the best movie of our lifetime, and you can't deny that.
You mean to tell me that there's SNAKES ON THIS MOTHAIN' PLANE?
Samuel L. Jackson is THE BEST. |
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| EvilTree |
| Samuel L Jackson kicks Chuck Norris's ass |
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| nusty |
| Jackson aparently only took the movie because of how bad of a title it is. They tried to change it a few months ago and he walked off the set until they changed it back. They aren't even paying him his going rate on this one. |
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| Tygon |
Well sounds like a winner...
I'll save you all $20... Here's the movie...
-character introduction
-please fasten seatbelts
-some storm shakes snake cages open or maybe some twisted bad guy releases the snakes for fun
-snakes get out
-people freak out
-people die
-Samuel gets pissed at snakes
-people die
-Samuel uses some cheesy well-timed lines
-people die
-Samuel kills the muthain snakes with some help from a couple equally angry passengers
-one bad ass snake remains
-bad ass snake kills off secondary characters... except maybe the lead female
-Samuel says something REALLY bad ass line to the snake.
-Snake hisses
-Samuel kills off bad ass snake is some hard-to-believe mannor
-Samuel says another awesome cheesy line.
-Samuel lands plane cuz the pilot is probably dead
-Samuel and female lead fall in love and never want to see snakes again
The end! WOO!
:haha: |
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| TO guy |
| LOL, its worse than that. Someone is trying to assassinate one of the passengers. Appartently the victim is in protective custody, witness protection kinda thing. I dunno, sounds kinda ghey. |
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| nusty |
| quote: | Originally posted by TO guy
LOL, its worse than that. Someone is trying to assassinate one of the passengers. Appartently the victim is in protective custody, witness protection kinda thing. I dunno, sounds kinda ghey. |
yeah the idea is that in this day and age you can't get guns or bombs onto planes anymore, but you can get snakes on in storage. |
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| loconet |
| The lack of faith within this thread is disturbing. |
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| Tygon |
| quote: | Originally posted by nusty
yeah the idea is that in this day and age you can't get guns or bombs onto planes anymore, but you can get snakes on in storage. |
On that note... on my plane trip last week a thought crossed my mind as I passed through the metal detector... do they search animals the same way they search humans? Or is it possible to hide a bomb in a cat? |
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