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Broken Condom!!! (pg. 2)
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| DJFreaq |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spartan
If the condom breaks is it ok to use a doritos bag instead? |
Hot. But now that makes me hungry for Doritos.... AND I miss my GF now. |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by DaveSZ
Tip Condom FTW. |
trojan magnum FTW ;) |
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| DJFreaq |
| quote: | Originally posted by mezzir
trojan magnum FTW ;) |
my penis isn't that big! |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJFreaq
my penis isn't that big! |
meh you can just buy one
i was at a convenience store near campus once and some girls were kinda lookin at me and i heard them like whispering about asking for a ride or something and they weren't, so i went to check out and got some magnums
like two seconds later i'm driving three smoking hot girls
it was diesal |
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| all-nite-freak |
driving is not sex...
you got punked..
*waits impatiently for bull story about 4some*
ps if your weewee is bigger the japanese Maxx condom is so much better.
Much thinner, a bit more expensive but worth it.
Japanes might be known for being not very hung but they can sure make a good condom. |
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| Emil |
| quote: | Originally posted by mezzir
meh you can just buy one
i was at a convenience store near campus once and some girls were kinda lookin at me and i heard them like whispering about asking for a ride or something and they weren't, so i went to check out and got some magnums
like two seconds later i'm driving three smoking hot girls
it was diesal |
Did you use the magnums on them? |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by Emil
Did you use the magnums on them? |
lol i wasn't trying to brag, and no i didn't even get a #, wasn't really trying though cause i dropped them off on the way to my gf's
i just thought it was hilarious that they totally weren't gonna ask me for a ride until they saw me buy magnums, then they giggled and asked |
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| CranberryJuice |
| so BTG u gonna tell us in few months u are a proud parent or? |
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| mezzir |
huh
girl's been on the pill for the last like 8 months now though :p
best weiner wrap:the pill :p |
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| all-nite-freak |
| yeah well for those who dont like always having the same meal and are alergic to aids and std's like me use the link. |
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| zha-_ami_-lee |
| quote: | Originally posted by mezzir
huh
girl's been on the pill for the last like 8 months now though :p
best weiner wrap:the pill :p |
haha, until she cheats on u:p |
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