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Broken Condom!!! (pg. 3)
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by zha-_ami_-lee
haha, until she cheats on u:p |
meh not too worried
goin on a year next month, wtf! |
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| DaveSZ |
| quote: | Originally posted by mezzir
meh you can just buy one
i was at a convenience store near campus once and some girls were kinda lookin at me and i heard them like whispering about asking for a ride or something and they weren't, so i went to check out and got some magnums
like two seconds later i'm driving three smoking hot girls
it was diesal |
Haha.
A tip condom you make yourself out of liquid latex.
It gives you the greatest sensitivity because most of your penor is not covered - only the urethral opening.
But you have to pull out before you cum, and also it does not protect against STDs as well as a regular condom. |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by DaveSZ
Haha.
A tip condom you make yourself out of liquid latex.
It gives you the greatest sensitivity because most of your penor is not covered - only the urethral opening.
But you have to pull out before you cum, and also it does not protect against STDs as well as a regular condom. |
aaah gotcha
never heard that before
sounds like a great idea though |
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| eRRaTiK |
| no it don't. might as well not wear a condom! |
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| DJFreaq |
| quote: | Originally posted by mezzir
meh you can just buy one
i was at a convenience store near campus once and some girls were kinda lookin at me and i heard them like whispering about asking for a ride or something and they weren't, so i went to check out and got some magnums
like two seconds later i'm driving three smoking hot girls
it was diesal |
I am now going to buy some magnums. Just for the hilarity of the reason. |
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| eckmek |
Didn't you say that the condom broke so you titty-ed her instead?
Did i not get it or did the rest of the people in the thread not get it?
:conf: |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| quote: | Originally posted by eckmek
Didn't you say that the condom broke so you titty-ed her instead?
Did i not get it or did the rest of the people in the thread not get it?
:conf: |
Well he sure knows how to please a woman if that's the case... |
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| thelordgod |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
Well he sure knows how to please a woman if that's the case... |
You just keep on truckin partner. |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| quote: | Originally posted by thelordgod
You just keep on truckin partner. |
How long 'til you get banned this time, darling? |
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| Basstard |
any1 tried the new vibrating condoms?
ahh new realms of pleasure.... |
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| Falcon-X |
| quote: | Originally posted by eRRaTiK
no it don't. might as well not wear a condom! |
+1 |
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| DigitalMP |
| quote: | Originally posted by mezzir
lol i wasn't trying to brag, and no i didn't even get a #, wasn't really trying though cause i dropped them off on the way to my gf's
i just thought it was hilarious that they totally weren't gonna ask me for a ride until they saw me buy magnums, then they giggled and asked |
worst ending ever :/ |
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