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i love my boss
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| chojin |
situation:
I'm doing data entry and me and my mate have to check eachothers work. this means EVERYTHING that's recorded gets checked. sometimes there are disagreements and we have to go to our 'task manager' to sort them. i had to do this today. after doing it under the error log heading: 'error description' i put 'as discussed with god' as a harmless joke, which i thought he would laugh at:toothless how wrong i was:
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Chris,
Though I am quite friendly with all staff on a personal level to ensure team
morale, please refrain from any comments/remarks which could be termed
derogatory/offensive/of a mocking nature all of which can be classified as
undermining management authority as mentioned within the disciplinary portion of
your induction pack. Therefore please remove the comment from the log which you
have just sent, coupled with your comments last week of a "glorified team
leader" I suggest that you choose your remarks carefully in future.
^^^^^the above was meant in 100% seriousness
any other tales of bastardish managers/bosses? reason i dont respect him is because hes not much older than me, and his repsonsibilities are not much more than mine, he gets paid a lot more. and hes generally a suck up. but thats the way to make it in the world right |
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| Basstard |
| the next time he comes up to talk to you in a friendly social manner i'd tell him to not to bother. cant stand s like that |
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| chojin |
| quote: | Originally posted by Basstard
the next time he comes up to talk to you in a friendly social manner i'd tell him to not to bother. cant stand s like that |
init.
we always have a bit of banter. like the other week he totally ignored it when i said:
'you're not really a manager though are you? i dont see you as my boss, you're just a glorified team leader that travels between branches because no other sod wants the job'
...he just laughed along and insulted me back. but its the way he remembered it and tried to use it against me now |
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| take5 |
| so u hate your boss/manager/"glorified team leader" |
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| chojin |
thing is...i do have one thing which i have as backup
when i first started i had to use his account for the first week while he watched me work. i spotted a faceparty link in the history so i thought, hmm what have we here?
what i got was the best leaving present ill be able to give. not only a faceparty account of my 'manager' but topless photos and complete twatish photos. the whole buildings getting an anon forward when i leave:gsmile:
[edit: of course everyone of my close friends who i work with has had the link sent already to have a good roffle at] |
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| take5 |
| quote: | Originally posted by chojin
thing is...i do have one thing which i have as backup
when i first started i had to use his account for the first week while he watched me work. i spotted a faceparty link in the history so i thought, hmm what have we here?
what i got was the best leaving present ill be able to give. not only a faceparty account of my 'manager' but topless photos and complete twatish photos. the whole buildings getting an anon forward when i leave:gsmile: |
i found out my boss has adultfriendfinder and alt.com account on his computer and i wanted to confront him for it cuz he always complains about me spending too much time on surfing internet which is not true, and i thought "pwned bitch" but then i thought if i did that then he would fire me for invading his privacy, so i just said fuk it, whatever |
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| take5 |
i mean computer is for business purposes and everyone has a right to use it so it is really invading privacy?
but i know what u mean man, my boss is kinda same compared to yours. he does NOTHING but still gets paid lot more than me. |
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| RickyM |
| I thought that the thread title meant you were confessing your undying love for your boss chojin :D |
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| eFeKz |
| what a , u should get the 1337 TA's to hax0r his computer.:cool: |
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| SuspicionVandit |
once upon a time i was a cashier. After getting so much money in your register, you get warned that you have too much money and need a manager to come pick some up. So I paged the manager(ling) that I was getting warned until BAM, the register reached the limit and locked up. So I called like 15 times and I could see she was in the back talking on her cell phone. So I get on the PA and say "hey, get off the phone, do your job, I got a pickup." So she came up and started yelling and screaming at me and cussing in front of the X customers that had piled up, as the register was locked and I couldn't ring anyone up. So while she was yelling at me I turned around and picked up the phone and say "hold on, I think this is good time for phone sex." So she got pissed off as and pulled me off the register into the managers room and gave me the lashing, all the while nobody is watching the customers or helping them.
So 15 minutes later, one of the other managers(laura) comes off her lunch along with a former manager(jon). I go back to my register and get everything underway. 10 minutes later I can her Ling talking to Laura, so I turn around and make eye contat with Laura and start motioning my hands like a blowjob and then give the finger, motioning to Ling.
So now they call the General Manager at home and she gets all pissed off. So Jon brings me into the office and says "wats up, what happened?" I explained my situation and all he said was she was a fat bitch and we started talking about this girl.
Next day I speak with the General Manager, but doesn' matter. I was acting all serious and sorry, but when I left the room, I closed the door and had a big smile on my face and was laughing hysterically with my co-workers. What she didn't tell me was that in the days following, there were emails and phone calls complaining about "some fat lady" |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
once upon a time i was a cashier. After getting so much money in your register, you get warned that you have too much money and need a manager to come pick some up. So I paged the manager(ling) that I was getting warned until BAM, the register reached the limit and locked up. So I called like 15 times and I could see she was in the back talking on her cell phone. So I get on the PA and say "hey, get off the phone, do your job, I got a pickup." So she came up and started yelling and screaming at me and cussing in front of the X customers that had piled up, as the register was locked and I couldn't ring anyone up. So while she was yelling at me I turned around and picked up the phone and say "hold on, I think this is good time for phone sex." So she got pissed off as and pulled me off the register into the managers room and gave me the lashing, all the while nobody is watching the customers or helping them.
So 15 minutes later, one of the other managers(laura) comes off her lunch along with a former manager(jon). I go back to my register and get everything underway. 10 minutes later I can her Ling talking to Laura, so I turn around and make eye contat with Laura and start motioning my hands like a blowjob and then give the finger, motioning to Ling.
So now they call the General Manager at home and she gets all pissed off. So Jon brings me into the office and says "wats up, what happened?" I explained my situation and all he said was she was a fat bitch and we started talking about this girl.
Next day I speak with the General Manager, but doesn' matter. I was acting all serious and sorry, but when I left the room, I closed the door and had a big smile on my face and was laughing hysterically with my co-workers. What she didn't tell me was that in the days following, there were emails and phone calls complaining about "some fat lady" |
Good work dude! Usually things work out the other way |
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