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| Aquadyne |
I'd like to announce that due to the total awesomeness of my attorney, I am no longer being considered for deportation.
I'm good to go here till 2015 now :cool:
You can all relax and celebrate now.
unless i kill someone |
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| UWM |
| They were potentially considering deportation for that??? |
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| Aquadyne |
I had an ace up my sleeve that I never got to play. I immigrated here on a USSR passport and my green card says "Country of Origin: USSR"
They'd need a time machine and Matlock to solve that Catch-22. |
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| glass |
| I had no idea it had even gone that far, you've just one the lottery. It rules even more than I thought. |
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| Ang ' ela_ie |
| I thought you were going to resign as MWTA Super Partier like youve been talking about doing for the past four weeks. |
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| DJ RJT |
I think Yuris just won the Cold War.... amirite :conf:
Glad you're hear to stay m8!
:) |
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| Aquadyne |
I think I should, I had 9 beers last night and it was a bitch to get up for court today.
I even forgot my black felt fedora hat in the morning, the one I wear to court to appear more dignified.
| quote: | | I think Yuris just won the Cold War.... amirite |
This was my Cuban Missile Crisis and the g-men blinked. |
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| neile |
(Starts to Chant)...
Yuris,Yuris,Yuris |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aquadyne
I'd like to announce that due to the total awesomeness of my attorney, I am no longer being considered for deportation.
I'm good to go here till 2015 now :cool:
You can all relax and celebrate now.
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super-cool! |
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| wolverine16 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aquadyne
I had an ace up my sleeve that I never got to play. I immigrated here on a USSR passport and my green card says "Country of Origin: USSR"
They'd need a time machine and Matlock to solve that Catch-22. |
Congratulations, though shouldn't you be okay for good then? Unless they are figuring a time machine will be created by 2015, it will be just as difficult to send you to the USSR...Then again it wont matter too much either way, because if they sent you back to 1985 you could make a lot of money betting on the Bears winning the Super Bowl and then marry any super "80's hot" American girl you want for citizenship. Hairspray FTW! |
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| Aquadyne |
| I'm afraid that by 2015 they might be so fed up with my that they just might take me out back and shoot my ass. |
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