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advices to calm down horny neighbors
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| CranberryJuice |
so im talking with a friend of mine he goes to school with me ...he lives in his appartment and every nite until late hours he has to stand noises from his neighbors having sex ....he was asking me what he could do to calm them down ....i feel even more sorry for him since my friend is still virgin too .....
i was advicing him to play some lame accordion cd from some old artist we had in france or to play some metal for 1 week ...maybe they 'll get so pissed off that they won't do anything for a while .....
any ideas are welcome :) |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by CranberryJuice
i feel even more sorry for him since my friend is still virgin too |
Ask if he can join in the fun |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
Ask if he can join in the fun |
2 guys and a girl could do a train. |
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| all-nite-freak |
| your friend needs to stop wining and get himself some kitty...jealousy is so retarded. |
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| adi26 |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
your friend needs to stop wining and get himself some kitty...jealousy is so retarded. |
And if he cannot hook up...then he should make really loud and groase fake sex noises to piss them off... |
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| CranberryJuice |
me and him once had his convo on msn
him :so when did u had ur first time?
me :like 17.5 almost 18
me :you ?
him : well .....
me.:oh ur still virgin ?
him :yes
me :oooh ok i understand u want to wait for the right girl
him: well actually no i just wait for a girl
i just laughed but i felt sorry really :( |
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| eye_03 |
| classic, that was like me... but then i had sex with my friend who was hounding me for my sausage for like 1.5 years..:nervous: |
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| Caela |
if he can't get laid (c'mon it's not THAT hard...), he should just rent some really nasty porno's and blast them super loud. maybe the neighbors will get the hint ;)
edit: lol @ josh4... i like the way u think |
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| RapidFire |
| masturbate furiously |
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| CranberryJuice |
| well i don't want to be mean it's a cool guy but indeed he's kinda ugly and the way he dresses doesn't help him a lot either always with his cap and his black glasses .....it's kinda hard for him to get a date :( |
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| Caela |
| awww...well there's someone out there for everybody...but until then...he should just crank porn up...bang on the walls...anything, but for heaven's sake don't tell him to 'masturbate furiously' to the neighbors...how creepy is that. :nervous: |
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| IronDragon |
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