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Gabriel & Dresden: Wednesday May 17, 2006 @ Mantra Lounge, Milwaukee (pg. 3)
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| Icetoad |
| Only mentioned what the bouncer said cause he is a G+D fan |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Icetoad
Only mentioned what the bouncer said cause he is a G+D fan |
He's still a bouncer, therefore his IQ < Forrest Gump's.
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| Daniel K |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
He's still a bouncer, therefore his IQ < Forrest Gump's.
;) |
hey now rob....that's unfair to a lot of really cool bouncers i know:wtf: |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Daniel K
hey now rob....that's unfair to a lot of really cool bouncers i know:wtf: |
:p |
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| Aquadyne |
| quote: | Originally posted by Daniel K
hey now rob....that's unfair to a lot of really cool bouncers i know:wtf: |
It's also unfair to G&D fans :haha: |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
free entry? |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
Admission // This event is ONLY $7 before 10pm, $10 after
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| Ang ' ela_ie |
| Speaking of IQs. |
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| Aristronica |
you think i have $7 just lying around????
someone talk to someone and get something so I don't have to pay! |
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| wolverine16 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
you think i have $7 just lying around????
someone talk to someone and get something so I don't have to pay! |
This is often a problem for all of us, especially when payday is a few days away, so I suggest the following options for cover & beer $$$:
1. Hang outside high schools and sell beer
2. Sell Blood and/or organs
3. Sell fake Burt Reynolds autographs on Ebay
4. Buy cheap cigarrettes in North Carolina for $20 a carton & sell them in Cook County, IL for $40
5. Go to old folks' homes and convince senile seniors to enter into shady contracts**
6. Get a time machine and bet on the 85 Bears to beat the Pats in SB XX
7. Marry rich foreign chicks to help them gain citizenship (2fer if she's hot)
8. Write a cheese track and sign it to Ultra
9. Convince Angie to give you her scholarship money (2fer, because then she stays in the MW too)
10. Find the money Yuris is missing from Vision
11. Injure yourself and sell your prescription of Viccadin to others
12. Clear out some space in the corner of your living room, throw down some blankets and charge transients $5 each to sleep there*
13. Start a fake religious network, like the 700 Club & tell people that God will cure their cancer if they send you money**
14. Kidnap children and give them back to their parents for ransom**
15. Sell fake IDs to freshmen
16. Capture Osama bin Laden & earn reward money (2fer: Stop terrorism)
17. Claim you're apartment/house is Native American territory & start a casino
18. Tell Marak5 where he can find some action in Brasil for a fee
19. Donate Sperm (Eggs for the ladies)
20. Participate in U of C medical experiments for quick cash & possibly a rash
*Please sleep with a knife under your pillow for safety if using this option
**Depending on how strict God is, may result in an afterlife of eternal damnation |
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| Aristronica |
| I dunno if i laughed harder today... great post! |
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| Ang ' ela_ie |
| Andy is probably the best poster in MWTA. |
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