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Gabriel & Dresden: Wednesday May 17, 2006 @ Mantra Lounge, Milwaukee (pg. 4)
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| Aquadyne |
| I do the plasma donation, sperm donation, medical experiments at University of Chicago circuit to supplement my income. |
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| wolverine16 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aquadyne
I do the plasma donation, sperm donation, medical experiments at University of Chicago circuit to supplement my income. |
This is true, the list is now up to 20! We should all be really rich soon! |
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| lücid |
| daaaaaaave dresden. |
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| Pattink |
| That is UWM finals week so I am just going to sell my books for drink money :thepirate |
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| phreek |
| I miss RJT and lücid :( I need to come see you guys this summer. |
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| Trey |
| quote: | Originally posted by wolverine16
This is often a problem for all of us, especially when payday is a few days away, so I suggest the following options for cover & beer $$$:
1. Hang outside high schools and sell beer
2. Sell Blood and/or organs
3. Sell fake Burt Reynolds autographs on Ebay
4. Buy cheap cigarrettes in North Carolina for $20 a carton & sell them in Cook County, IL for $40
5. Go to old folks' homes and convince senile seniors to enter into shady contracts**
6. Get a time machine and bet on the 85 Bears to beat the Pats in SB XX
7. Marry rich foreign chicks to help them gain citizenship (2fer if she's hot)
8. Write a cheese track and sign it to Ultra
9. Convince Angie to give you her scholarship money (2fer, because then she stays in the MW too)
10. Find the money Yuris is missing from Vision
11. Injure yourself and sell your prescription of Viccadin to others
12. Clear out some space in the corner of your living room, throw down some blankets and charge transients $5 each to sleep there*
13. Start a fake religious network, like the 700 Club & tell people that God will cure their cancer if they send you money**
14. Kidnap children and give them back to their parents for ransom**
15. Sell fake IDs to freshmen
16. Capture Osama bin Laden & earn reward money (2fer: Stop terrorism)
17. Claim you're apartment/house is Native American territory & start a casino
18. Tell Marak5 where he can find some action in Brasil for a fee
19. Donate Sperm (Eggs for the ladies)
20. Participate in U of C medical experiments for quick cash & possibly a rash
*Please sleep with a knife under your pillow for safety if using this option
**Depending on how strict God is, may result in an afterlife of eternal damnation |
this is funny... |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by phreek
I miss RJT and lücid :( I need to come see you guys this summer. |
i miss you too, phreek. :(
even though we won't be at DEMF, i'm sure we can work something out so that we can hang out this summer. there's a load of great shows in Chicago this summer, and you're always welcome back at the crack mansion!
oh and holy , how did i miss Andy's post?! :stongue: |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by phreek
I miss RJT and lücid :( I need to come see you guys this summer. |
I miss you too dude, seriously.
Detroit is just a ed up situation for me right now and beyond that, I'm really, really sick right now... :(
But we'll sort something out, I'm definitely hoping to be back in action for Digweed (though probably not partying as hard as I'd like), but then again for sure for Dekay, and I fully intend on being 100% out of my mind for Darren Emerson in celebration of:
A. Getting Better
B. Mah birthday!
C. Probably my #3 favorite DJ in the world FINALLY coming to Chicago at a time when I can make it to see him, in what appears to be a pretty sweet little intimate club setting!
So if we can make any of those work, that'd be sick-nuts!
We'll see you again soon Phreeker! |
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| Pattink |
| is anyone actually going to this tonight? I have a final tommorow at 7 at night so i think I can actually go. |
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| lücid |
i was gonna go, but i'm bailing on it due to lack of funds and a desire to be asleep by midnight.
i feel old... i can't party on weeknights like i used to. :nervous: |
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| Aquadyne |
| RUBIN ARE YOU IN??? |
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| UWM |
| I don't think I'll be making it out to this. :gsmile: |
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