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how are you gonna die?
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| medinaM5 |
www.thedeathpsychic.com
"Pat Robertson smites you with his bible after he hears you say the word "damn". You die of a concussion." |
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| Sunsnail |
| While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries. |
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| idoru |
| "You die of heart failure after a night of mixing pain killers and hard liquor." |
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| miZ_cEE |
| While driving too fast in icy conditions, you run a red light, and your car is struck in the intersection by a speeding truck. You are killed instantly. :wtf: |
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| igottaknow |
that's in funny site. this is so going to happen its not funny.
"While taking a leisurely stroll down a country road, a distracted farmer runs you over with his combine, shredding your body into ribbons." |
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| arcadia190 |
| A large icicle falls from above your head, cracking your skull. While unconscious, you bleed to death slowly. .........the funny thing is ... it doesnt snow in DR..hahhaah |
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| DarkFall01 |
While you're walking down a busy street, a suicidal maniac jumps from an apartment window thirty stories above you. Unfortunately for both of you, the maniac lands directly on you. You're crushed to death, and the suicidal maniac walks away unscathed.
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| Palladium |
since my name is Jesus...
You were nailed to a cross. It looked painful!
:wtf: |
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| Basstard |
| You express dissatisfaction with your meal at a roadside diner. Seconds later, the fry cook springs from his kitchen and douses you with a tub of scalding grease. |
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| colonelcrisp |
A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.
sweeeet |
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| enferno |
| sky diving, as an old man, whilst ing a hooker, then landing on a bus full of nuns, killing them all! |
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| colonelcrisp |
You are captured and thrown into isolation with Saddam. Your hairy balls are superglued to his hairy ass. A starved lion is let into the room. I'll leave the rest to your imagination.
this one was a little extreeme |
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