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| nchs09 |
i have a bible with me right now.....
well its more like a comic book... and it has nakkid gurlz, actually its not a bible, or a comic book just pr0n nm. |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
i have a bible with me right now.....
well its more like a comic book... and it has nakkid gurlz, actually its not a bible, or a comic book just pr0n nm. |
blasphemy
*confiscates ur bible errr i mean porn |
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| lex400sc |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
the bible was made up of a bunch of guys who convinced everyone thats what god told them to write down. but yeah its full of contradictions and doesn't even remotely jive with the true history of the earth described by scientists and backed up by the fossil record. go figure maybe the bible might be wrong. :wtf: you'd figure that jesus the son of god would have writen the bible but no he left i up to other dudes who put it together 500 years after his death. it must be true god does work in mysterious ways. lol |
fossils were planted in the ground by god to test our faith in creationism! you will burn in hell for questioning the absolute certainty of our origins!!!!! |
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| enferno |
whoops!
i get those confused all the time too :( |
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| nchs09 |
| im gonna start calling pr0n "the bible" |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by lex400sc
fossils were planted in the ground by god to test our faith in creationism! you will burn in hell for questioning this!!!!! |
sorry :stongue: |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by lex400sc
fossils were planted in the ground by god to test our faith in creationism! you will burn in hell for questioning the absolute certainty of our origins!!!!! |
my penis is bigger than yours.
you will burn in hell for questioning the absolute certainty of this!~ |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
im gonna start calling pr0n "the bible" |
I have 5gb of bible!
I have a black bible fetish :wtf: |
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| nchs09 |
i dont like black bible.... or chinese bible....
i dunno y :D |
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| lex400sc |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
my penis is bigger than yours.
you will burn in hell for questioning the absolute certainty of this!~ |
i wish i had a pencil dick :( :( :( |
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| Mr. Pink |
I remember walking into a super market.....and they had a bible for black people.
im serious.
jesus was black. all his followers were black.
in fact, whitey didnt exist in this bible.
i mean srsly, it's one thing to write a book for a specific demographic...but to make a religious reading so specific and biased to color.........i cry much and shun religion as a whole.
religion hinders man from feeling.
it's all bull.
if you want to be a part of the "whole", figure it out.
but saying i can't smoke a ciggarette and drink my wine because its a sin.....sucka my dicka:thepirate |
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| enferno |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
ucka my dicka:thepirate |
ew |
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